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post Mar 22 2005, 03:35 PM
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Here's some of mine:

"Hello sir. How may I further degrade myself for you?" Clerk at fast food joint

"Hey! I payed for that you know!!" Stealing car from women in Los Santos

"He won't slow down! Should we slow down??" Military Chopper Radio

I like the first and second ones the most. Lets hear yours.


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post Mar 22 2005, 04:05 PM
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post Mar 22 2005, 04:33 PM
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post Mar 22 2005, 04:43 PM
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"If i shoot him, do i get a medel?"............."You get two"


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post Mar 22 2005, 04:52 PM
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post Mar 22 2005, 05:47 PM
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CJ is fat and Talks to michelle and she asks to go to dinner and then he says
"Sure as long as we dont have to walk" "or I'm Hung'y" or
when he steals a car when he's fat he says"Get out of the car before Big Fat Carl Eats u."

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post Mar 22 2005, 06:34 PM
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Off the WCTR I say you say

"Darling stop eyeing up the producer"
"I already slept with him"
"So did i"
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post Mar 22 2005, 06:39 PM
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"Come on, we can hold hands and talk about it!"
"I love you're non polluting method of escape!"

I also quite enjoy hearing what the chopper radio thingies say. Don't remember them off the top of my head but some of them are hilarious.

And the clerk at Cluckin' Bell
"Cockadoodle Cluck. Welcome."
Cracks me up everytime.
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post Mar 22 2005, 06:46 PM
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the police chopper ones:

heli cop 1: i gonna shoot this guy
heli cop 2: make sure its the right guy thsi time

well stacked pizza guy: do you wanna pizza or what?

those are pretty funny and i will come up with more as i think of them
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post Mar 22 2005, 07:24 PM
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post Mar 22 2005, 07:32 PM
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- will you please shut up!!


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post Mar 22 2005, 07:56 PM
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post Mar 22 2005, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE (Ruzdur @ Mar 22 2005, 12:43 PM)
"If i shoot him, do i get a medel?"............."You get two"

I like that one too.

Anyway this is a favorites topic. Expect a lock.

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post Mar 22 2005, 09:11 PM
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girl on radio-
"I can play hermonica and sing at the same time. I just put the hermonica down my pants."


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post Mar 22 2005, 09:23 PM
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CJ: "I appreciate your input, but PLEASE! FCK OFF!" roll2.gif
during the brifing for the casino heist missions, I think its the one where u get the cop MBikes.. thumbup.gif

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post Mar 22 2005, 09:55 PM
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in the country one of the hicks says " boy i love me some pig ass" ansd at the burger stack in ventturas by millies house the lady always says sluuurp my burger sir and the cluckin bell guy always says cluckity fuck hilarious good times


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post Mar 22 2005, 10:07 PM
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post Mar 22 2005, 11:02 PM
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I love that Dungeons and Dragons parody commercial....

"Caverns of Sorrow!"

Those two kids....

"You can't kill me.... Im invisible!"
"I've got invisible seeing glasses, DUMBASS!" laugh.gif


Inbetween tunes on K-Rose, the country station, you might hear how Ann-Marie was born..... on a pool table.... and they didnt stop the game.... biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif


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post Mar 22 2005, 11:35 PM
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"keep your undies clean and comfy" random ped in SF laugh.gif


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post Mar 23 2005, 12:21 AM
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another one is during a convo some guy says:

"go stick your head down a drain"
or
"i just sold my toilet seat"
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