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post Mar 18 2010, 08:34 PM
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i'm gonna wait to download this shit until i start my second playthrough... whenever that may be... i'm playing god of war III right now, episodes from liberty city in a week and a half, and red dead redemption the rest of the summer...

plus, these add-ons don't seem like they're worth the money... they don't even have trophies/achievements for christ fucking sake... i can see why they removed them from the game though because, they don't look like they fit into the arch of the story and the gameplay looks out of place from the rest of the game... ubisoft only saw $$$ when they removed them but, i see shit that doesn't look like it fits into the rest of the game anyways...

i forgot to ask this but, does the second DLC finally open up that island in venice that's inaccessible??

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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 18 2010, 08:58 PM
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No achievements is usually a deal breaker for me when it comes to DLC.
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post Mar 18 2010, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Mar 18 2010, 08:34 PM) *
i'm gonna wait to download this shit until i start my second playthrough... whenever that may be... i'm playing god of war III right now, episodes from liberty city in a week and a half, and red dead redemption the rest of the summer...

plus, these add-ons don't seem like they're worth the money... they don't even have trophies/achievements for christ fucking sake... i can see why they removed them from the game though because, they don't look like they fit into the arch of the story and the gameplay looks out of place from the rest of the game... ubisoft only saw $$$ when they removed them but, i see shit that doesn't look like it fits into the rest of the game anyways...

i forgot to ask this but, does the second DLC finally open up that island in venice that's inaccessible??


Island in Venice????
The only part that i'm aware of being opened in bonfire of the vanities is to the south of florence.


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post Mar 18 2010, 09:48 PM
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you've never seen that island way off in the distance in venice?? wow, am i the only one that remembers that??


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 19 2010, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Mar 18 2010, 04:48 PM) *
you've never seen that island way off in the distance in venice?? wow, am i the only one that remembers that??

i do, but i didnt buy the DLC so i cant answer that question =/


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post Mar 29 2010, 11:50 AM
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Borrowed this off my friend today...I just finished killing that Viera (?) guy. So far it seems exactly like AC1, which I deplored. Please tell me it gets better.
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post Mar 29 2010, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE (0bs3n3 @ Mar 29 2010, 07:50 AM) *
Borrowed this off my friend today...I just finished killing that Viera (?) guy. So far it seems exactly like AC1, which I deplored. Please tell me it gets better.

If you've just started playing, give it some time before you get cynical.
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post Mar 29 2010, 04:53 PM
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I would label ACII as 2009's game of the year, but I think Fallout 3 took it for the second year in a row.


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post Mar 29 2010, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 29 2010, 12:53 PM) *
I would label ACII as 2009's game of the year, but I think Fallout 3 took it for the second year in a row.

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post Mar 29 2010, 05:53 PM
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ACII was my game of the year too... sure the saboteur, infamous, and uncharted 2 were great but, outside of those, nothing else blew me away last year... i want to say fallout 3 again but, i don't think DLC classifies as GOTY since it's just add-ons... but if it did, i'd say fallout 3 as well biggrin.gif...

EDIT: i still haven't played batman: arkham asylum, which could be a GOTY contender for 2009 in my eyes... i haven't gotten around to giving it a chance but, assassin's creed II was just so phenomenal that i doubt batman could pass it on my list...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 30 2010, 07:28 AM
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Alright yeah I've been playing this heaps. It's freaking awesome, so much better than the first. I'm up to the assassination where you gotta fly in with Leonardo's flying machine.
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