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post Jan 5 2010, 10:21 PM
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Make a glass of semen and see if she drinks it. If she does, she's a lesbian.

If she says she prefers it hot from the cock, then she's not and you should blast her in the face.
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post Jan 5 2010, 10:27 PM
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^When I first read it I thought "shit, this guy's joking again" but after reading it 4 times it actually start making sense salute.gif .


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post Jan 5 2010, 10:38 PM
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Glad I could resolve you issue. locked.gif
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post Jan 15 2010, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 4 2010, 01:55 PM) *
We all know there are two types of lesbians; the butch, burly, overly-tattooed, piercing-covered, short-haired, t-shirt and jeans wearing type... and the good type. What puzzles me is that the first sort is clearly trying to look like a man, and sometimes you get two of these paired up together, well if they want to shag something that looks like a man, why not shag a man?

If you like women then what's the point in liking one that looks like a man?

"Make not sense does it."

Becuase maybe they do like men, They just don't like dick so they go for women, because they understand them.
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post Jan 15 2010, 06:45 PM
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I think a lesbian can be defined by a woman liking top gear. not just a casual, watch it once woman, but the one that watches it continually on dave. this can be positive and negative. positive if they're fit and obviously if they're not its negative. if your friend watches top gear then check her time spent doing so


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post Jan 16 2010, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE (El-Nino @ Jan 15 2010, 06:45 PM) *
I think a lesbian can be defined by a woman liking top gear. not just a casual, watch it once woman, but the one that watches it continually on dave. this can be positive and negative. positive if they're fit and obviously if they're not its negative. if your friend watches top gear then check her time spent doing so

True. Even if Top Gear is the only decent show on during the day.


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post Jan 16 2010, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE (El-Nino @ Jan 15 2010, 06:45 PM) *
I think a lesbian can be defined by a woman liking top gear. not just a casual, watch it once woman, but the one that watches it continually on dave. this can be positive and negative. positive if they're fit and obviously if they're not its negative. if your friend watches top gear then check her time spent doing so

My wife loves TopGear and she's never licked a flange in her life.
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post Jan 24 2010, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE (Ragnarofl @ Jan 3 2010, 11:18 PM) *
Mabye you're right and she just acts, but I don't think that me or the society are ready to handle homosexuality*.



This makes my win in FML so much more sweet.

Also formal terms for the two sects of lesbians are Lipstick Lesbians and the Butch Lesbians.



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post Jan 24 2010, 06:38 AM
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QUOTE (Tranque @ Jan 23 2010, 09:22 PM) *
QUOTE (Ragnarofl @ Jan 3 2010, 11:18 PM) *
Mabye you're right and she just acts, but I don't think that me or the society are ready to handle homosexuality*.


This makes my win in FML so much more sweet.

Also formal terms for the two sects of lesbians are Lipstick Lesbians and the Butch Lesbians.


In case you don't know, it (ragnarofl) was a mentally challenge Jew troll. Nobody of importance.


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post Jan 24 2010, 06:42 AM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 24 2010, 07:38 AM) *
In case you don't know, it (ragnarofl) was a mentally challenge Jew troll. Nobody of importance.


I know but some days, when I look to the sky and see the stars. A tear rolls down my cheek for all the children who haven't been lucky enough to have been groped by the mexicans who dress up as Elmo outside of the Toys R Us in Times Square.


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post Jan 24 2010, 06:44 AM
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QUOTE (Tranque @ Jan 24 2010, 01:42 AM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 24 2010, 07:38 AM) *
In case you don't know, it (ragnarofl) was a mentally challenge Jew troll. Nobody of importance.


I know but some days, when I look to the sky and see the stars. A tear rolls down my cheek for all the children who haven't been lucky enough to have been groped by the mexicans who dress up as Elmo outside of the Toys R Us in Times Square.


O_O



Maybe that's all Alex needs. Then he'll calm down and stop stalking us.


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post Jan 24 2010, 08:45 AM
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QUOTE (Tranque @ Jan 24 2010, 02:22 AM) *
QUOTE (Ragnarofl @ Jan 3 2010, 11:18 PM) *
Mabye you're right and she just acts, but I don't think that me or the society are ready to handle homosexuality*.



This makes my win in FML so much more sweet.

Also formal terms for the two sects of lesbians are Lipstick Lesbians and the Butch Lesbians.


You dare challenge the might of Stoic and Massacre? Individually they are both unstoppable, but when combined into one super-gay-robot-mecha looking thing (ala power rangers) they are capable of destroying the very fabric of existence.


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post Jan 24 2010, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 24 2010, 03:45 AM) *
QUOTE (Tranque @ Jan 24 2010, 02:22 AM) *
QUOTE (Ragnarofl @ Jan 3 2010, 11:18 PM) *
Mabye you're right and she just acts, but I don't think that me or the society are ready to handle homosexuality*.



This makes my win in FML so much more sweet.

Also formal terms for the two sects of lesbians are Lipstick Lesbians and the Butch Lesbians.


You dare challenge the might of Stoic and Massacre? Individually they are both unstoppable, but when combined into one super-gay-robot-mecha looking thing (ala power rangers) they are capable of destroying the very fabric of existence.

We have Wondertwin rings, too.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Jan 24 2010, 10:10 PM
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What a fucking waste of bandwith. doh (12).gif


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post Jan 25 2010, 12:32 AM
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