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post Feb 28 2011, 05:23 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 12:08 AM) *
The movies themselves weren't bad, as regular zombie movies, but they were awful as Resident Evil movies.


The hell are you talking about? In the most recent film, they had a super quiet plane with infinite fuel. All of those movies were garbage, video game based or not.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

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post Feb 28 2011, 05:32 AM
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They get bonus points for not giving the zombies the ability to run like a lot of shit I've seen. It bumps them to "Alright" status, up from "Sucked." Movies with running zombies lose the same amount of points that movies without them gain.


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post Feb 28 2011, 06:02 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 12:32 AM) *
They get bonus points for not giving the zombies the ability to run like a lot of shit I've seen. It bumps them to "Alright" status, up from "Sucked." Movies with running zombies lose the same amount of points that movies without them gain.


PPpppplllleeeeaaassseee. They renamed a zombie a "genetic mutant" or some shit and had it bounce around a church. With a giant tongue. And then somebody flew in with a motorcycle through a window and shot them all and all they died.

This, with CGI.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Feb 28 2011, 07:11 AM
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The genetic mutant with a giant tongue bounced around in the game. Blame Capcom.


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post Feb 28 2011, 07:45 AM
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I want a film with J-Lo, Kim Basinger, and... Damn I've forgot their names! Too sleepy to think. angry.gif


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post Feb 28 2011, 03:18 PM
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I would like a psychological thriller that uses change blindness to fuck with the audience.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Change_blindness



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post Feb 28 2011, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 28 2011, 10:18 AM) *
I would like a psychological thriller that uses change blindness to fuck with the audience.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Change_blindness


Add to that a twist, like a malign paradigm shift. (i.e.; imagine the end of the Fugitive, if Harrison Ford finds out he was the only person who wasn't a serial killer)


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Feb 28 2011, 05:25 PM
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Silent Hill 2 did that exceptionally the Malign Paradigm Shift.


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post Feb 28 2011, 07:14 PM
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QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 28 2011, 12:25 PM) *
Silent Hill 2 did that exceptionally the Malign Paradigm Shift.


Or even St. Elsewhere.


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post Feb 28 2011, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE (demon @ Feb 28 2011, 02:45 AM) *
I want a film with J-Lo, Kim Basinger, and... Damn I've forgot their names! Too sleepy to think. angry.gif

That movie sucks already, unless it's porn, then it might be okay.


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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Mar 1 2011, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 08:23 PM) *
QUOTE (demon @ Feb 28 2011, 02:45 AM) *
I want a film with J-Lo, Kim Basinger, and... Damn I've forgot their names! Too sleepy to think. angry.gif

That movie sucks already, unless it's porn, then it might be okay.

Action-Porn-Thriller.



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post Mar 1 2011, 11:54 PM
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Action-Porn-Thriller would be the perfect genre for a film about Charlie Sheen's life.


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post Mar 2 2011, 12:05 AM
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rihanna in a porno, or atleast getting her kit off in a half decent film. I think I'd be very happy like the rest of the worlds male population. (oh and the lesbians too)

EDIT: just thought, it could be a lesbian porno with megan fox. drool.gif fap.gif

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post Mar 2 2011, 08:42 AM
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Megan Fox was one of the names I couldn't recall the other night. Charisma Carpenter too.


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post Mar 2 2011, 05:02 PM
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I'd like a big budget 3D gangbang with everyone who wanted to be in those large ensemble cast movies like Valentine's Day and He's Just Not That Into You. I've included the cast from the movies and bolded the stars names who I would like to see fucking in 3D. I didn't include guys names, because I really don't care about seeing any of their dicks. Tranque can do that part if he wants.

From He's Just Not That Into You:
* Ben Affleck as Neil Jones
* Jennifer Aniston as Beth Murphy
* Drew Barrymore as Mary Harris
* Jennifer Connelly as Janine Gunders

* Kevin Connolly as Conor Barry
* Bradley Cooper as Ben Gunders
* Ginnifer Goodwin as Gigi Phillips
* Scarlett Johansson as Anna Marks

* Justin Long as Alex

From Valentine's Day
* Ashton Kutcher as Reed Bennett
* Jennifer Garner as Julia Fitzpatrick
* Anne Hathaway as Liz Curran

* Topher Grace as Jason Morris
* Hector Elizondo as Edgar Paddington
* Shirley MacLaine as Estelle Paddington
* Julia Roberts as Cpt. Kate Hazeltine

* Bradley Cooper as Holden Wilson
* Jessica Alba as Morley Clarkson
* George Lopez as Alphonso Rodriguez
* Bryce Robinson as Edison Hazeltine
* Patrick Dempsey as Dr. Harrison Copeland
* Emma Roberts as Grace Smart
* Carter Jenkins as Alex Franklin
* Alex Williams as Josh Curts
* Taylor Lautner as Willy Harrington
* Taylor Swift as Felicia Miller
* Eric Dane as Sean Jackson
* Jessica Biel as Kara Monahan
* Jamie Foxx as Kelvin Moore
* Queen Latifah as Paula Thomas
* Katherine LaNasa as Pamela Copeland
* Kathy Bates as Susan Moralez
* Neal McCutcheon as Stoudamire

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post Mar 2 2011, 07:43 PM
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Good list, but unless Julia Roberts is in a brutal rape/murder side story, I could do without her. Also, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, and Jessica Biel in a lesbian three-way side story. Or just a lesbian-only sequel with the entire cast.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Mar 2 2011, 08:27 PM
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Come on Massacre sustained sexual violence is not the way forward!
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post Mar 2 2011, 09:15 PM
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Got to love how ive managed to turn this topic from a discussion about films into a porno cast wishlist. haha

I forgot to mention katy perry before, It could be a lesbian session with her and rihanna and megan fox, now that would be quality.


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post Mar 2 2011, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE (Bulkstack @ Mar 2 2011, 03:27 PM) *
Come on Massacre sustained sexual violence is not the way forward!

I respectfully disagree. If you weren't a vet, rather than disagree I would be sustaining sexual violence on you... Then we'd cuddle.


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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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ooohhhh i would like a nice hot and sticky spooning

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