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post Mar 22 2010, 07:38 PM
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i've actually been playing the story of GTAIV to re-familiarize myself with the characters and story for the episodes... so, my gun skills should be well polished... but with no blips, and no powerful weapons to start with, means it won't be a piece of cake...

i just finished the bank robbery mission... i forgot how fun the missions actually are after all these years...

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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 22 2010, 08:18 PM
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I've just found out all my saved data for GTA IV has gone huh.gif what the fuck?
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post Mar 22 2010, 08:21 PM
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I started a new game last week to get some more achievements and get used to the controls again. thumbup.gif


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post Mar 22 2010, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 22 2010, 08:21 PM) *
I started a new game last week to get some more achievements and get used to the controls again. thumbup.gif

I might do the story again (well no choice there anyway) and I think I know what's happened; My wife plugs her iPod into the PS3 to charge and we had enginneers in the tower doing some work and they had to temporarily turn the electric off to my floor. I remember a message on the screen saying (something like) I hadn't turned the PS3 off in a normal way and that you can lose data that way...............facepalm - my other games? unsure.gif
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post Mar 22 2010, 09:19 PM
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goin to have a kip after such a shitty day, should get up before 11 so no worries for the dm. its mine this time haha. *crosses fingers*


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post Mar 22 2010, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Mar 22 2010, 08:29 PM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 22 2010, 08:21 PM) *
I started a new game last week to get some more achievements and get used to the controls again. thumbup.gif

I might do the story again (well no choice there anyway) and I think I know what's happened; My wife plugs her iPod into the PS3 to charge and we had enginneers in the tower doing some work and they had to temporarily turn the electric off to my floor. I remember a message on the screen saying (something like) I hadn't turned the PS3 off in a normal way and that you can lose data that way...............facepalm - my other games? unsure.gif


I always get that message because I just switch it off from the back when i'm done playing. Then when I turn it on it asks me to restart, which I never do. I've never lost anything.

!!ATTENTION!! Due to continental time differences beyond my control there is a discrepancy with the match time, we might start the match early (like, in 20 mins or so) because Bones is busy soon and desperately needs his gold. So GTFOnline now. !!ATTENTION!!

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post Mar 22 2010, 10:22 PM
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how was i suppose to know europe didn't comply with the daylight savings time?! what kind of shit is that?!? i thought it was universal... better yet, why didn't the europeans agree to change to my time? the matches would be an hour earlier for you guys, a 10pm start... but, i'd rather they move to 7pm EST so i don't have to leave work early...

EDIT: i got the plans changed to 8... how's that? biggrin.gif... i'll be a little late to my other shindig but, oh well...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 22 2010, 10:31 PM
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oh fuck no. the ps3 has broken, the console wont load up past the musical startup. emailed sony and they said to call them tomorrow, fun times. im fuckin devistated. this just adds to all the shit im experiencing atm.

edit: it lives,it fuckin lives. YESSSS im backin up the hdd and gettin on this dm haha

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post Mar 22 2010, 10:53 PM
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Dobby is working night shift today so he can't make it.

See you guys in a bit.


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post Mar 22 2010, 10:55 PM
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Dobby? The elf from Harry Potter?


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
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post Mar 22 2010, 10:58 PM
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post Mar 22 2010, 11:00 PM
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Fuckin' A. Didn't know they had 360's at Hogwarts.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Mar 22 2010, 11:02 PM
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alright, which one of you tards over there decided to change the clocks at a different date than the US? mad.gif


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post Mar 22 2010, 11:12 PM
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all the time is pretty much because of the brits haha. hence GMT. it happens, atleast other people can connect. poor me stuck offline haha


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post Mar 22 2010, 11:13 PM
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Lol, couldn't get in again. I survived like 30 minutes of Pre DM free mode faggotry, then sat in the lobby uninterrupted. Me and vice had bets on how long I'd survive. When the game started I immediately received the GTFO message.

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post Mar 22 2010, 11:16 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 22 2010, 07:02 PM) *
alright, which one of you tards over there decided to change the clocks at a different date than the US? mad.gif
Benjamin Franklin.

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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
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post Mar 22 2010, 11:17 PM
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Atleast by the next match we'll be back on the same time.


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post Mar 22 2010, 11:48 PM
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bOnEs
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bOnEs $1946
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Marney $1411

Pretty close match this time.

Ahh you beat me to it! You did bette rthis match marney. You seem to play better in smaller groups tongue.gif

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post Mar 23 2010, 12:02 AM
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This was one of my better games and I actually really enjoyed it. The docks is one of my favourites for death matches and the dark stormy weather fitted really well with the sneaking around we were all doing. It's funny watching someone sneak past you in a crouching position then capping them from behind (Dup' tongue.gif ).
I had my headphones on and when I could here footsteps and gunfire it was easier to know where they were coming from.
@Vicey - When we were firing at eachother across the water it was like you were out of range, I had an AK what the hell did you have?
@bOnEs - I was looking down on you creeping past the containers by where the Combat Sniper spawns and I was on the highest one watching you but you were obscured for a bit because you kept right up against them. Then I missed you and it was lights out for me lol.

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