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The Awesome One
post Jun 29 2009, 06:27 PM
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Last night, I was out clubbing. Some guy bumped into me, and I said, "watch yourself, man." He pushed me, I pushed him back.
Then a fight started, and I was beating the crap outta him. That was until his mate, who had just stood there while we wrestled, pulled me out and went for my stomach with a knife. I managed to stop the knife from getting my stomach with my hand, but it went through my hand.

After I was allowed to go home at around 12:00 today, I had to phone for a lift home. I phone my Dad who has to drive a hour to london, take me home then a hour back to his place. Now tommorow, I have to go to a police station to make a statement.
You ask any wrongly ( Well I say wrongly) jailed convicts how they find the police. It would probably be being scared of the police. Im one of those people. Great. Its like going to meet a murderer. Anyway, im now one handed. My other hand really.
Fucking. Hurts. Also, being one handed means a nightmare of typing, and no console gaming.


Edit: Got rid of mistakes.

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post Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 07:27 PM) [snapback]1509939[/snapback]
Last night, I was out clubbing. Some guy bumped into me, and I said, "watch yourself, man." He pushed me, I pushed him back.
Then a fight started, an d I was beating the crap outta him. That was until his mate, who had just stood there while we wrestled, pulled me out and went for my stomach with a knife. I managedf to stop the knife from getting my stomach with my hand, but it went through my hand.

After I was allowed to go home at around 12:00 today, I had to phone fr a lift home. I phone my Dad who has to drive a hour to london, take me home then a hour back to his place. Now tommorow, I have to go to a police station to make a statement.
You ask any wrongly ( Well I say wrongly) jailed convicts how they find the police. It would probably be being scared of the police. Im one of those people. Great. Its like going to meet a murderer. Anyway, im now one haneded. My other hand really.
Fucking. Hurts. Also, being one haneded means a nightmare of typing, and no console gaming. So sorry if there is any mistakes.

Lesson - don't get into pushing and shoving, just run away if you can. If you can't get away then launch a pre-emptive strike - then run away.
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post Jun 29 2009, 06:38 PM
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Fuckin hell, you lucky sod, cheatin death like that lol. I fucking hate knife crime in the UK right now, it pisses me right off. Was he black by any chance? most knife crime in this country atm is caused by black youths with a chip on their shoulder, trying to get rep for their hood, because they feel they have to proove Uk is worse than USA.


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post Jun 29 2009, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(Dirty Diana @ Jun 29 2009, 07:36 PM) [snapback]1509941[/snapback]
QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 07:27 PM) [snapback]1509939[/snapback]
Last night, I was out clubbing. Some guy bumped into me, and I said, "watch yourself, man." He pushed me, I pushed him back.
Then a fight started, an d I was beating the crap outta him. That was until his mate, who had just stood there while we wrestled, pulled me out and went for my stomach with a knife. I managedf to stop the knife from getting my stomach with my hand, but it went through my hand.

After I was allowed to go home at around 12:00 today, I had to phone fr a lift home. I phone my Dad who has to drive a hour to london, take me home then a hour back to his place. Now tommorow, I have to go to a police station to make a statement.
You ask any wrongly ( Well I say wrongly) jailed convicts how they find the police. It would probably be being scared of the police. Im one of those people. Great. Its like going to meet a murderer. Anyway, im now one haneded. My other hand really.
Fucking. Hurts. Also, being one haneded means a nightmare of typing, and no console gaming. So sorry if there is any mistakes.

Lesson - don't get into pushing and shoving, just run away if you can. If you can't get away then launch a pre-emptive strike - then run away.

Ive always been taught to hit back. Dont show em your scared. Considering your in the bloody navy or whatever I thought you of all people would understand.

QUOTE(DuPz0r @ Jun 29 2009, 07:38 PM) [snapback]1509942[/snapback]
Fuckin hell, you lucky sod, cheatin death like that lol. I fucking hate knife crime in the UK right now, it pisses me right off. Was he black by any chance? most knife crime in this country atm is caused by black youths with a chip on their shoulder, trying to get rep for their hood, because they feel they have to proove Uk is worse than USA.
Both black. I dont care about cheating death, I miss my consoles, but most of all, I cant play in goal for my side. I have a friendly tommorow. sad.gif


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post Jun 29 2009, 08:31 PM
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Stabbing is awful. I feel your pain out one night with some friends these twats started a fight with us one pulled a fucking screwdriver and stuck it through my fucking hand 5 stitches later and its still got the scarring
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post Jun 29 2009, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 28 2009, 01:52 PM) [snapback]1509804[/snapback]
My day was crap. A nutter came at with with a chain. I ducked, punched him in the bulls and cizsten arrested him.

Man, your life sounds like a Jason Statham movie!


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post Jun 29 2009, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE(Effy Fetish @ Jun 29 2009, 09:31 PM) [snapback]1509953[/snapback]
Stabbing is awful. I feel your pain out one night with some friends these twats started a fight with us one pulled a fucking screwdriver and stuck it through my fucking hand 5 stitches later and its still got the scarring

This is what England has come to. Stabbing, rape, murder. Im sure our PM said he would stop this 12 monthes ago.

QUOTE(TheAnalogKid2112 @ Jun 29 2009, 09:34 PM) [snapback]1509955[/snapback]
For some reason, I don't believe a word of this topic.
QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 28 2009, 01:52 PM) [snapback]1509804[/snapback]
My day was crap. A nutter came at with with a chain. I ducked, punched him in the bulls and cizsten arrested him.

Man, your life sounds like a Jason Statham movie!

Meh, free country. That guy who came at me with the chain is mental. Somethings wrong with him. Its just occured to me, just befre the guy went to punch me, he said "Its you!" Analogkid, thanks for bringing that up. Now I have to stay in the police station a whole hour longer. angry.gif angry.gif

That guy goes to hit everyone on our street. I just caught up with him with a bloody chain..

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post Jun 29 2009, 08:56 PM
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@CC - Running away when the odds are against you does not make you a pussy but it does mean you live to fight another day.
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post Jun 29 2009, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(Dirty Diana @ Jun 29 2009, 09:56 PM) [snapback]1509972[/snapback]
@CC - Running away when the odds are against you does not make you a pussy but it does mean you live to fight another day.

Im ringing up the royal navy to tell them to sack you.


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post Jun 29 2009, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 10:07 PM) [snapback]1509978[/snapback]
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@CC - Running away when the odds are against you does not make you a pussy but it does mean you live to fight another day.

Im ringing up the royal navy to tell them to sack you.

Did they smash your brains in aswell? You know I'm not in the forces anymore...................JESUS CHRIST!!
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post Jun 29 2009, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE(Dirty Diana @ Jun 29 2009, 10:13 PM) [snapback]1509981[/snapback]
QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 10:07 PM) [snapback]1509978[/snapback]
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@CC - Running away when the odds are against you does not make you a pussy but it does mean you live to fight another day.

Im ringing up the royal navy to tell them to sack you.

Did they smash your brains in aswell? You know I'm not in the forces anymore...................JESUS CHRIST!!
Now I know why youre not in the forces.


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post Jun 29 2009, 09:16 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 10:14 PM) [snapback]1509982[/snapback]
QUOTE(Dirty Diana @ Jun 29 2009, 10:13 PM) [snapback]1509981[/snapback]
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@CC - Running away when the odds are against you does not make you a pussy but it does mean you live to fight another day.

Im ringing up the royal navy to tell them to sack you.

Did they smash your brains in aswell? You know I'm not in the forces anymore...................JESUS CHRIST!!
Now I know why youre not in the forces.

Don't you read anything here before you post?
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post Jun 29 2009, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(Dirty Diana @ Jun 29 2009, 10:16 PM) [snapback]1509983[/snapback]
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QUOTE(Dirty Diana @ Jun 29 2009, 10:13 PM) [snapback]1509981[/snapback]
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@CC - Running away when the odds are against you does not make you a pussy but it does mean you live to fight another day.

Im ringing up the royal navy to tell them to sack you.

Did they smash your brains in aswell? You know I'm not in the forces anymore...................JESUS CHRIST!!
Now I know why youre not in the forces.

Don't you read anything here before you post?

When I said that, I meant that they sacked you for being a pussy. Im pretty sure I would be good for the army or navy, or RAF
or the Female Body Inspectors.


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post Jun 29 2009, 09:25 PM
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So many knives, so little time


Also basically what Dup said is true, bunch of black dudes who think they're ghetto listening to too much of that shit in the US, well not shit, I listen to it too, but they should ban people from listening to it that then take it literally. Kinda like how they should ban idiots who play GTA and then take it literally
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post Jun 29 2009, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(Mekstizzle @ Jun 29 2009, 10:25 PM) [snapback]1509995[/snapback]
So many knives, so little time


Also basically what Dup said is true, bunch of black dudes who think they're ghetto listening to too much of that shit in the US, well not shit, I listen to it too, but they should ban people from listening to it that then take it literally. Kinda like how they should ban idiots who play GTA and then take it literally

Totally argee with you.



Im going to that club later no matter what Diana says.


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post Jun 29 2009, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 10:28 PM) [snapback]1509998[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mekstizzle @ Jun 29 2009, 10:25 PM) [snapback]1509995[/snapback]
So many knives, so little time


Also basically what Dup said is true, bunch of black dudes who think they're ghetto listening to too much of that shit in the US, well not shit, I listen to it too, but they should ban people from listening to it that then take it literally. Kinda like how they should ban idiots who play GTA and then take it literally

Totally argee with you.



Im going to that club later no matter what Diana says.

Hey!! It's marney1 not Diana - that was a mistake in my moment of grief.
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post Jun 29 2009, 10:45 PM
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post Jun 29 2009, 10:55 PM
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QUOTE(Indy @ Jun 29 2009, 11:45 PM) [snapback]1510006[/snapback]
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Haha, to right!


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post Jun 29 2009, 11:05 PM
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A word of advice. Don't start a dance-off when you're too drunk, because the other guy may be black and he may not be able to take the serving. This could result in you being chased by 6 guys.


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