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post May 18 2010, 10:43 PM
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So U can't fuck whores. John says he is a married man. I did hogtie one and carry her too my room. The whore said "I usually charge extra for this" when I was hogtying her. And as I was carrying her she said 'You don't have to do this, im cheap." But yah, unfortunately you can't actually rape them.

PS: You should also be able to fuck Bonnie.

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I'd fuck Jenny for sure.

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So I just hogtied another whore after saving her life from a man who tired killing her. I put her on the train tracks and watched her get run over. HUGE blood splatter and meat chunks flying everywhere. And I got the dastardly trophy. LMFAO!!

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post May 18 2010, 10:49 PM
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lulz. thanks for confirming that. Do you get money after killing them?


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post May 19 2010, 01:35 AM
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If you kill someone you can loot thier body. So yah.


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post May 19 2010, 02:51 AM
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Can you loot her vestiges and wear them around?


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post May 19 2010, 07:58 AM
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post May 19 2010, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE (DiO @ May 18 2010, 05:43 PM) *
So U can't fuck whores. John says he is a married man. I did hogtie one and carry her too my room. The whore said "I usually charge extra for this" when I was hogtying her. And as I was carrying her she said 'You don't have to do this, im cheap." But yah, unfortunately you can't actually rape them.

PS: You should also be able to fuck Bonnie.


Far be it from me to moderate rolleyes.gif but I'd be honored if you all would use the topic I started "Hard Liquor and Loose Women" for this discussion. My argument is that not getting laid is going to lead Marston to excessive drinking -- so those topics go hand in hand. By the way, it's Jenny that we ought to be able to ride bare back with drool.gif
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post May 19 2010, 04:21 PM
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post May 19 2010, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE (BAMF @ May 19 2010, 06:52 AM) *
QUOTE (DiO @ May 18 2010, 05:43 PM) *
So U can't fuck whores. John says he is a married man. I did hogtie one and carry her too my room. The whore said "I usually charge extra for this" when I was hogtying her. And as I was carrying her she said 'You don't have to do this, im cheap." But yah, unfortunately you can't actually rape them.

PS: You should also be able to fuck Bonnie.


Far be it from me to moderate rolleyes.gif but I'd be honored if you all would use the topic I started "Hard Liquor and Loose Women" for this discussion.

The name "Whores" is so much more attractive than "Loose Women"
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post May 19 2010, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ May 19 2010, 11:42 AM) *
QUOTE (BAMF @ May 19 2010, 06:52 AM) *
QUOTE (DiO @ May 18 2010, 05:43 PM) *
So U can't fuck whores. John says he is a married man. I did hogtie one and carry her too my room. The whore said "I usually charge extra for this" when I was hogtying her. And as I was carrying her she said 'You don't have to do this, im cheap." But yah, unfortunately you can't actually rape them.

PS: You should also be able to fuck Bonnie.


Far be it from me to moderate rolleyes.gif but I'd be honored if you all would use the topic I started "Hard Liquor and Loose Women" for this discussion.

The name "Whores" is so much more attractive than "Loose Women"



If I had it to do over again I'd have named my topic "Whores, Rotten Whores, Dirty Fucking Rotten Whores and a Shit Load of Bourbon! BURP!"
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post May 20 2010, 12:34 AM
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So I just hogtied another whore after saving her life from a man who tired killing her. I put her on the train tracks and watched her get run over. HUGE blood splatter and meat chunks flying everywhere. And I got the dastardly trophy. LMFAO!!


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post May 20 2010, 12:52 AM
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Shame there's no outfit with a top hat. Or a barber shop that can give you a handlebar mustache.

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post May 20 2010, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ May 19 2010, 08:52 PM) *
Shame there's no outfit with a top hat. Or a barber shop that can give you a handlebar mustache.

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Pretty sure the walton gang outfit has a tophat.


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post May 20 2010, 03:51 AM
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QUOTE (DiO @ May 19 2010, 08:34 PM) *
So I just hogtied another whore after saving her life from a man who tired killing her. I put her on the train tracks and watched her get run over. HUGE blood splatter and meat chunks flying everywhere. And I got the dastardly trophy. LMFAO!!


epic.

Does it work for other women or just whores? I guess someone else needs to find that out...

edit: someone on twitter used a nun. smile.gif


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post May 20 2010, 05:04 AM
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I need to try this!


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post May 20 2010, 08:28 AM
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The nun video is hilarious.


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post May 20 2010, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE (Asthenia @ May 20 2010, 04:28 AM) *
The nun video is hilarious.

That is pretty great. I think Take 2 Games pulled down the original, but there are still a few copy cat videos out there:




[rant]Also, the title of the achievement "Dastardly" should have been "Snidely" because it was Snidely Whiplash who was always tying bitches to the rail road track.
Not Dick Dastardly, he was the Hanna-Barbara rip-off of Snidely, with the stupid fucking dog.

Snidely Whiplash: (notice the RAILROAD TRACKS and hog tying)


Dick Dastardly: (notice the stupid fucking dog)


Fucking amateurs.[/rant]

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post May 20 2010, 02:14 PM
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lol, i just did this yesterday... thankfully i used a women because, i was just wanting to put anyone on the train tracks to see what would happen... sure enough i get the trophy and i said to myself, "what the hell? i get a trophy for killing someone on the train tracks??"... brilliant idea R* biggrin.gif....


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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I tried it with the wife of the guy in the Armadillo Saloon. 1 big red splash and achievement awarded. So yes it works with other women as well...
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QUOTE (DiO @ May 18 2010, 06:43 PM) *
So U can't fuck whores. John says he is a married man. I did hogtie one and carry her too my room. The whore said "I usually charge extra for this" when I was hogtying her. And as I was carrying her she said 'You don't have to do this, im cheap." But yah, unfortunately you can't actually rape them.

PS: You should also be able to fuck Bonnie.

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I'd fuck Jenny for sure.

What about Annabel? I'd fuck her for sure.
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QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Jun 2 2010, 01:04 PM) *
QUOTE (DiO @ May 18 2010, 06:43 PM) *
So U can't fuck whores. John says he is a married man. I did hogtie one and carry her too my room. The whore said "I usually charge extra for this" when I was hogtying her. And as I was carrying her she said 'You don't have to do this, im cheap." But yah, unfortunately you can't actually rape them.

PS: You should also be able to fuck Bonnie.

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I'd fuck Jenny for sure.

What about Annabel? I'd fuck her for sure.

Whose Annabel?


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