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ViceMan
post Jun 3 2010, 10:32 AM
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I was chasing a bounty with the intent of capturing him alive, I shot him off his horse and noticed just to the left of me the usual random encounter where two lawmen are chasing a criminal. So I shot the running man in the face as I was passing by, then shot my bounty target in the foot and rode up to him, hogtied him and put him on my shoulder. Then I noticed that the lawmen were shooting towards me, and of course they ended up killing the hogtied man on my shoulder, after that they came up to me to thank me for killing the bloke. I felt like returning the thanks with a couple of bullets, but I didn't. Anyway that's my unepic story.


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PabloHoneyOle
post Jun 3 2010, 12:46 PM
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I've killed so many lawmen that I thought were shooting at me.

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post Jun 3 2010, 02:57 PM
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lol, that's an instant $100 bounty killing those lawmen... i know from experience...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 3 2010, 03:29 PM
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I'm currently going for the $5000 bounty in MP, i'm holed up on the roof where MacDougal's missions start from, shooting the cops as they come up the ladder, then taking their ammo. Every time I get to $4500 and then someone gets a lucky shot in.


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post Jun 3 2010, 03:30 PM
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Damn, I haven't broken $2000 yet.


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post Jun 3 2010, 03:40 PM
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The roof i'm talking about is a good hiding place, if you hide behind the chimney stack it covers you fairly well. Then just shoot the cops as they reach the top of the ladder, it's funny shooting half their head off with the high powered pistol and watching them fall off the roof to their doom. Just watch out for enemies across the street as they can sometimes get you from the near saloon entrance.


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post Jun 3 2010, 03:45 PM
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i did mine in escalara, at de santos' stronghold... me and few guys were holed up there... we initially had a problem with other players showing up to kill us because of our bounties but, once that died down we held that place for quite some time... i actually got my bounty up to $8500 before i got careless in collecting ammo and got shot up by the mexican army... i wonder if $10,000 would of been the next level of the challenge...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 3 2010, 04:57 PM
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The menu should tell you. I personally don't know. Congrats.


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