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> My girlfreind and I need a place to F*$k, Ideas?
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post Nov 4 2005, 09:26 PM
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Hotel rooms are great... also, depending on what her house is like, the roof can be good too [one-story houses... not so much]. If she lives near the beach, there's usually places around there.


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post Nov 4 2005, 10:08 PM
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wait till ur married....


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post Nov 4 2005, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE(Reflections @ Nov 4 2005, 06:36 PM) [snapback]984900[/snapback]

wait till ur married....


who are you?


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post Nov 5 2005, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE(MoldyTurdEater @ Oct 28 2005, 03:03 AM) [snapback]974433[/snapback]

ok,
i live in vermont. my girlfriend lives in FL... im going to visit her on/around thanksgiving and she said to me over the phone that she wants to have sex with me.... only prob is ill probly be sleeping in her brothers room and her 5 yr old sister sleeps in her room...she also said its probably not a good idea to do it in her house.... as soon as i find a place ill be a made man (well "laid" would accually be more correct)...any suggestions?


how about grow up, get a girlfriend who's not an easy slut, and be happy


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post Nov 5 2005, 11:04 PM
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Fuck, you're young, right? Screw her in an alley or on a pile of bricks or something.
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post Nov 5 2005, 11:56 PM
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Well first thing is why are you having such a long distance relationship, but anyway i would just take her to the park and fu(% her brains out happy.gif in the bathroom or something it would be nasty in the bathroom but at least you got some tail!


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post Nov 6 2005, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE(Randomly-Insane @ Nov 2 2005, 12:08 AM) [snapback]981097[/snapback]

sex in the shower is NOT all its cracked up to be... it is fun... and slippery... but i wouldnt do that unless it was just a quick bit of fun before going to the mall...
But ORAL sex in the shower, it a whole different thing altogether smile.gif


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post Nov 8 2005, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE(mello_yello @ Nov 5 2005, 05:46 PM) [snapback]986049[/snapback]

QUOTE(Randomly-Insane @ Nov 2 2005, 12:08 AM) [snapback]981097[/snapback]

sex in the shower is NOT all its cracked up to be... it is fun... and slippery... but i wouldnt do that unless it was just a quick bit of fun before going to the mall...
But ORAL sex in the shower, it a whole different thing altogether smile.gif


You have made a quite excellent point there. thumbup.gif
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post Nov 8 2005, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE(koneko @ Nov 4 2005, 04:42 PM) [snapback]984910[/snapback]

QUOTE(Reflections @ Nov 4 2005, 06:36 PM) [snapback]984900[/snapback]

wait till ur married....


who are you?

And why should he wait that long?


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post Nov 9 2005, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE(Napoleon. @ Nov 5 2005, 12:18 AM) [snapback]985362[/snapback]

QUOTE(MoldyTurdEater @ Oct 28 2005, 03:03 AM) [snapback]974433[/snapback]

ok,
i live in vermont. my girlfriend lives in FL... im going to visit her on/around thanksgiving and she said to me over the phone that she wants to have sex with me.... only prob is ill probly be sleeping in her brothers room and her 5 yr old sister sleeps in her room...she also said its probably not a good idea to do it in her house.... as soon as i find a place ill be a made man (well "laid" would accually be more correct)...any suggestions?


how about grow up, get a girlfriend who's not an easy slut, and be happy



QUOTE(UnAmäraкin Bastard @ Nov 8 2005, 08:04 PM) [snapback]988839[/snapback]

QUOTE(koneko @ Nov 4 2005, 04:42 PM) [snapback]984910[/snapback]

QUOTE(Reflections @ Nov 4 2005, 06:36 PM) [snapback]984900[/snapback]

wait till ur married....


who are you?

And why should he wait that long?


ok,
Napoleon... shes not an easy slut. we've known each other as friends for 3 1/2 years; this summer we became more than that by going down on each other.... i havent seen her for 5 months and she expressed to me that she was horny... so shes not at all an easy slut... i mean we've talked about marriage....dunno we'll see.
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yes i agree...why wait, no time like the present. besides its been 5 months and we are *ahem* starved for each other... thumbup.gif


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post Nov 11 2005, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(©oreyKo @ Oct 31 2005, 08:23 PM) [snapback]979221[/snapback]

QUOTE(9 Ball @ Oct 31 2005, 03:28 PM) [snapback]978961[/snapback]

or use a dumpster


XD........."use a dumpster". That actually is a good idea if they like getting poked by broken glass and having really weird things coming up on them. No really a nearby park would be a good idea especially in one of those tube things or in a slide. Ok maybe not a slide but you get the picture.


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