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post May 8 2008, 01:27 AM
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Has everyone been keeping up with the Weazel News site?
All apologies if this has been covered, I did a search for Weazel details.


Here's an interesting small bit of humor....
After each job, I turn off the phone.
Check Niko-mails at the TW@ Internet Cafe.
Then read the news.

Weazel seems to have coverage for everything that occurs.
I've been hearing bits on the radio, but on their site,
they even cover Lenny's factory that Niko blew up, and more
inter-action, from the game, as radio broadcasts did in previous GTA games.

So I went back to the beginning of their news posts,
to see if the terrorist threat which made Ochoa close the bridges,
had anything to do with the plagued pigeons and the epidemic outbreak.
I thought maybe a real animal virus had been released,
as a terrorist action. You can get right up on those pigeons, no problem.

Under the many topics, there is one "Border Security Solution Found".
This may be under the heading "Border Security".

In the text it mentions the group Border Agents Love Land Security,
an organization composed of many brave soldiers recently dishonorably
discharged from the military.

Border
Agents
Love
Land
Security

B.A.L.L.S. laugh.gif


Full text:

Border Security Solution Found

Finally, tough action on impoverished neighbors

John Chesapeake

Calling it repugnant but highly effective, even Bash America First liberals
agree that the new border security bill is working. Many politicians supported
the new law which was written by the group Border Agents Love Land Security,
an organization composed of many brave soldiers recently dishonorably
discharged from the military.

Senator Charles Martin said, "We were in a never-ending loop with border
security. You keep seeing the same faces again and again. However, we have
broken that cycle. Giving greater authority to our brave men and women who
are sitting in the hot desert for days straight to find a permanent solution to this
problem is working. Granted, a few families driving back from a vacation in Mexico
have been gunned down at border checkpoints, but security is our number one concern.
There will always be some collateral damage."


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Sep 18 2009, 09:59 PM) *
Apparently, Synch does acid rather than smoking weed...
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Oct 6 2009, 12:05 PM) *
synch is a fucking walking fallout 3 wikipedia lol...
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post May 8 2008, 01:37 AM
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The desert? Am I missing something?


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post May 8 2008, 04:25 AM
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QUOTE(Leng Tch @ May 7 2008, 06:37 PM) [snapback]1432108[/snapback]
The desert? Am I missing something?


Rockstar humor. Border Patrol.


They probably threw it in based
on the Rockstar Universe, not real
geographical coordinates.
In their universe, Mexico
will border south San Andreas.
(Mexico being below Southern California)


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