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post Nov 6 2009, 07:57 PM
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Just thought i'd post this for lols, tonight that twat/medium Derek Acorah is going to hold a seance in an attempt to contact Michael Jackson, I saw an advert for it a few days ago, fucking hilarious if you ask me, everybody's trying to cash in on his sudden resurgence of fame. Apparently it's his fans "last chance to speak to him..." What a load of bollocks.

I think it would be fun if they played some audio from Bo Selecta as he tries to contact him...

"Michael, Michael is that you?..."

"Heeee Heeee! Chamone mothafuckah! Aowww!"


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post Nov 6 2009, 08:04 PM
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You said it all there ^

The funniest thing I've seen Derek Acorah do was when he was in an old house or something and he said he was recieving names that sounded like Dick and Mary. He obviously chose those old fashioned names to make himself sound genuine but then he said;

"Yeah, yeah, Mary it's definately Mary........and Dick, yeah Mary and Dick...........................MARY LOVES DICK, MARY LOVES DICK!" While bouncing round the room hyperventilating - it was hilarious.

EDIT: Found this of what I'm talking about, it might not be exactly as I recall but it's funny.


This must be the directors cut (watch to the end)


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post Nov 6 2009, 08:12 PM
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*makes cow milking jesture*

south park already showed that he had moved on. sleep.gif


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post Nov 6 2009, 08:22 PM
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All 'Fortune Tellers' and palm readers and shit are supposed to inform you now that what they're about to do is not proven as fact and is therefore just for entertainment purposes only, I'm presuming this falls into that category. I'm going to look for such a statement on tonights show.
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post Nov 7 2009, 06:44 AM
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well, what happened?


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post Nov 7 2009, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 06:44 AM) *
well, what happened?

Forgot it was on so I don't know.........sorry.
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post Nov 7 2009, 05:08 PM
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This is fucking awesome in a totally gay way.

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post Nov 7 2009, 05:12 PM
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All I can find after a quick search......
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post Nov 7 2009, 05:33 PM
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post Nov 7 2009, 05:38 PM
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Derek the sex offender....
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post Nov 7 2009, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE (Anne Frank @ Nov 7 2009, 12:08 PM) *
This is fucking awesome in a totally gay way.


that pretty much sums up my thoughts after watching the videos. i think "Crossing Over with John Edward" was less gay.


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post Nov 7 2009, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 06:36 PM) *
QUOTE (Anne Frank @ Nov 7 2009, 12:08 PM) *
This is fucking awesome in a totally gay way.


that pretty much sums up my thoughts after watching the videos. i think "Crossing Over with John Edward" was less gay.

I didn't realise Derek Acorah was so entertaining lol.
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post Nov 7 2009, 07:31 PM
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seems like just another attention whore that sucked enough dick to get a show.


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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 07:31 PM) *
seems like just another attention whore that sucked enough dick to get a show.

That's what I find entertaining; that he thinks people fall for his shit.
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well, there are people stupid enough to think it's real.


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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 07:38 PM) *
well, there are people stupid enough to think it's real.

Like my fucking sister and her husband.
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Nov 7 2009, 02:42 PM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 07:38 PM) *
well, there are people stupid enough to think it's real.

Like my fucking sister and her husband.


sounds like you love them very much. rolleyes.gif


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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 08:11 PM) *
QUOTE (marney1 @ Nov 7 2009, 02:42 PM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 7 2009, 07:38 PM) *
well, there are people stupid enough to think it's real.

Like my fucking sister and her husband.


sounds like you love them very much. rolleyes.gif

Well I have to because she's my sister but luckily they're moving to Shetland in 3 weeks WOOOOHOOOO!! I mean - I'll miss them dearly.
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I only watched the first 5 minutes, that twat David Gest was on there, together with that other twat I decided to turn over and watch TNA, but I flicked over later and they were just talking about MJ's history and him staying at some place in Ireland.

I guess it was that for 45 minutes, 5 minutes of adverts, and then 10 minutes where they sit in a dark room in a circle with their eyes shut talking to a brick wall, then Acorah saying something like "Sam, Sam, who's this i'm speaking to?... I'm getting the initials... M.J.J. and some numbers... 1...9...5...8, it looks like 1958, what does that mean Sam?" Then him getting possessed and doing the moonwalk while croaking "Get him off of me Sam!"

(Dont ask who Sam is, some fag...)

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