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post Apr 27 2010, 09:51 PM
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This topic is for weird, crazy or funny stories from the news or any website.



Woman tells of life without record fingernails.

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A great-grandmother whose 34-inch fingernails snapped off in a car crash (.....)



There's a larger picture showing much more in the article.
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Burglars break into Dutch jail to steal TVs.
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post Apr 27 2010, 09:56 PM
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I wonder if the prisoners in the Netherlands get free weed, something to bear in mind if you like that sort of thing.


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post Apr 27 2010, 09:59 PM
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They was not caught before the article was published. Now you post something funny.


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post Apr 27 2010, 10:15 PM
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Daily Rotten. All your strange/gory news.


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post Apr 28 2010, 01:21 AM
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Edit: Sorry this is in General. mellow.gif

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post Apr 29 2010, 03:55 PM
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Onion News Network.

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post Apr 29 2010, 04:11 PM
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I was hoping you would post stories here or link to stories rather than linking to websites and say "go there to find something funny".


@Evangel: I hardly think that is "enough said". wink.gif


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post Apr 29 2010, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE (demon @ Apr 29 2010, 12:11 PM) *
I was hoping you would post stories here or link to stories rather than linking to websites and say "go there to find something funny".


@Evangel: I hardly think that is "enough said". wink.gif

Very well...



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post Apr 29 2010, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE (Evangel @ Apr 29 2010, 12:14 PM) *
QUOTE (demon @ Apr 29 2010, 12:11 PM) *
I was hoping you would post stories here or link to stories rather than linking to websites and say "go there to find something funny".


@Evangel: I hardly think that is "enough said". wink.gif

Very well...



Enough Said.

Lmao this is awesome. laugh.gif
The decapitating Neckbelt and everything... laugh.gif


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post Apr 30 2010, 12:59 AM
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Man stabs 28 children at kindergarten in China

apparently not the first time it has happened recently...


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^Falls under the crazy section. Fuck that.


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post Apr 30 2010, 04:19 PM
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I'm kind of amazed he managed to stab 28 people before anyone tried to stop him. Is an 8-inch knife Chinese Kryptonite or something?


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post May 1 2010, 05:17 AM
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California man 'beats' Bejeweled 2


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post May 1 2010, 06:55 AM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ May 1 2010, 12:17 AM) *

That's awesome. ohmy.gif Funny how people can get seriously hooked on simple games.

The Youtube video on that site is cool, I like the music and the scenery. I post it here.



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post May 1 2010, 03:14 PM
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I love you grandma.

Mobster buried in gold coffin............anyone got a spade?


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QUOTE (Marney1 @ May 1 2010, 10:14 AM) *

So the grandmother is not the actual mother of the child. At first I thought she was. scared.gif

That gold coffin looks really nice, but if it's only worth £ 30 000 it can't be much gold in it. But it's valuable enough to tempt grave robbers so they better have some private protected graveyard.


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That's the way I want to be buried, purple suit n' all.
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QUOTE (demon @ May 1 2010, 06:14 PM) *
QUOTE (Marney1 @ May 1 2010, 10:14 AM) *

So the grandmother is not the actual mother of the child. At first I thought she was. scared.gif

That gold coffin looks really nice, but if it's only worth £ 30 000 it can't be much gold in it. But it's valuable enough to tempt grave robbers so they better have some private protected graveyard.


For most modern burials, they fill the hole first with concrete and then dirt.


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post May 7 2010, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE (Darth Talon @ May 3 2010, 06:40 PM) *
QUOTE (demon @ May 1 2010, 06:14 PM) *

That gold coffin looks really nice, but if it's only worth £ 30 000 it can't be much gold in it. But it's valuable enough to tempt grave robbers so they better have some private protected graveyard.


For most modern burials, they fill the hole first with concrete and then dirt.

Concrete? confused1.gif You must be talking about the mafia. unsure.gif And when the mafia bury someone it's usually not official.

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QUOTE (demon @ May 1 2010, 08:55 AM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ May 1 2010, 12:17 AM) *

That's awesome. ohmy.gif Funny how people can get seriously hooked on simple games.

The Youtube video on that site is cool, I like the music and the scenery. I post it here.



Here is a pretty good blog article about Mike Leyde who beat Bejeweled 2, and about game achievements in general.

I had forgot about this, it's a good story funny to look back at. smile.gif



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