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Filthy-Rich
post Oct 19 2004, 07:31 PM
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Q: What do you do if a redneck throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.


Q: What do you do if a redneck throws a pin at you?
A: Run, he's got a grenade in his mouth.


Did you hear about the redneck terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust.


Q: Why do seagulls have wings?
A: To beat the rednecks to the trash.
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post Oct 19 2004, 07:49 PM
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Wats long had and full of semen

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Two nuns in a bath, one says to the other, Wheres the soap??? the other replies, yes it does doesnt it

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If you dont get that

1 ur a tard and 2 think of the word weres as wears and think of pubes on soap biggrin.gif


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post Oct 19 2004, 08:06 PM
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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.


What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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post Oct 19 2004, 08:14 PM
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this is more of a saying:

'Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1782' you can get it as a car sticker and stuff like that lol

and:

VOODOO:

A guy is going to go on a buisness trip, and he doesn't want his wife to cheat on him, so he goes into a porn shop. He walks up to the guy at the front counter, and tells him his story, and asks for something that will work for sure, since he's going to be gone for several weeks.

The store's clerk replies, "well I have one thing, but it's kind of expensive."

The man asks "is there's anything else?"

The clerk says "not that will for sure work."

So the man says "alright, what is it?"

"Well it's called voodoo dick. How it works is, you say voodoo dick, then say whatever part of your body you want it to fuck."

Okay the guy says, and buys it. When he brings it home to his wife, she insists that it is not necissary. He explains how to use it to her anyways, and leaves on his trip.

Later that night his wife was curious about the voodoo dick. So she opened it up, pulled down her panties, and said "voodoo dick my pussy".

Instantly the voodoo dick starts fucking her. She has several orgasms before she wants it to stop, but she doesn't know how to get it to stop, and can't figure it out. So she decides to go to the hospital.
She's driving there, the voodoo dick still fucking her and she's still having orgasms, When a cop sees how horribly she's driving, and pulls her over.

He walks up to her window, starts telling her what she has done. When he looks at her and asks "what the fuck are you doing?"

She explains about how her husband didn't want her to cheat on him while he was away, so he got her the voodoo dick, and how it works. She also explains to the officer that she is on the way to the hospital, because she can't figure out how to get the voodoo dick to stop.

When she finishes he laughs and says "voodoo dick my ass."
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post Oct 19 2004, 08:20 PM
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omg i no that one

but i tell it beteer

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with more tension biggrin.gif


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post Oct 19 2004, 11:59 PM
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LoL I just heard this one today:

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

WANNA GO RIDE BIKES?!?!?

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post Oct 21 2004, 01:13 AM
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they got a new system of sizes for condoms

they are listed as the following:

-large

-medium

-caucasian


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post Oct 21 2004, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE (Destruction-Overdrive @ Oct 20 2004, 06:13 PM)
they got a new system of sizes for condoms

they are listed as the following:

-large

-medium

-caucasian

You forgot one.

-large

-medium

-caucasian

-asian


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post Oct 26 2004, 04:48 PM
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A man walks into a bar!

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post Oct 26 2004, 04:49 PM
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3 queers walk into a bar, there only one stool, what should they do?



















Turn it over.


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post Nov 4 2004, 08:20 PM
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imagine a dancing bear in a blue hat

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try it it made me laugh


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post Nov 4 2004, 08:50 PM
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what do you do if a retarded blond throws a grenade at you










take the pin out and throw it back


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post Nov 4 2004, 10:52 PM
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read the 2nd thing in my sig


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post Nov 7 2004, 05:37 PM
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Q-Whats the difference between a mesquito and a blonde
A-A mesquito stops sucking when you slap it


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post Nov 9 2004, 09:29 AM
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A black guy, a Mexican and an Arab all jump off a cliff. Who wins??

Society


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post Nov 11 2004, 05:58 AM
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QUOTE (Geenie @ Oct 27 2004, 03:49 AM)
3 queers walk into a bar, there only one stool, what should they do?

Turn it over.


happy.gif Shit joke^^

Still made me laugh smile.gif
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post Nov 11 2004, 12:39 PM
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2 pregnant women sitting knitting baby clothes

1st woman: "I hope mine's a boy cos I got blue wool"

2nd woman: "I hope mine's a tard cos I've f..ked up the arms!"


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post Nov 11 2004, 03:37 PM
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what do you call a blonde with a dollar on top of her head?

all you can eat for a dollar (drum beat)


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QUOTE(P4yn3 @ Apr 12 2005, 05:50 PM)
QUOTE(Stan Petrov @ Apr 12 2005, 09:50 PM)
oh aye,cause those two are upstanding citizens aint they <_<

Weren't you killed in a bus?
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post Nov 11 2004, 03:38 PM
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what do you call a blonde with a dollar on top of her head?

all you can eat for a dollar (drum beat)


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oh aye,cause those two are upstanding citizens aint they <_<

Weren't you killed in a bus?
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:53 PM
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k, i'm gonna start off with two extremely racist jokes, no im not racist, but these are admitedly funny, and no one can deny it

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how do you get a black guy to wear a condom?
Write nike on it.


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how do you get six black guys to stop raping a white chick?
throw em a basketball


And now for one thats a bit more tasteful,,,, i think

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So theres this scottish guy sitting at the bar, nursing his beer
hes being kind of quiet and after a sip of his beer he goes, in a thick scottish accent 'you know, ive built 13 piers, but do they call me willie the pier builder? NOOOOOO'
he pauses, and takes another sip of his beer, 'and i've built 7 fences, but do they call me willie the fence maker? NOOOOOO' so he takes a longer pause, and another sip of his beer, 

'BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT'


i got lots more, but i'll see how those first two are rieceved first tongue.gif


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