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post Mar 27 2005, 11:04 PM
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Welcome to the San An news show! The headlines for today are as follows;

Base five to open a store!
Andromada being stolen in Verdant Meadows.
Man causes $30 worth of damage on basket ball court.
Monster truck rampage in countryside.
Man falls out of car and is ran over 42 times!

Base five to open a store!

A new phenominal trend has broke out of hand and has raised 40 billion dollars, goes by the name of Base 5.

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The city san fierro has donated $4 to opening the new Base 5 store in San fierro.

Andromada being stolen in Verdant Meadows

A group calling themselves the Andromada highjacking team are living in a house in Verdant meadows and chasing the andromada in a hydra. They have successfully high jacked it but no pictures yet. One of our journalists, named pinky, purchased one from the military base 'Action Replay Max'. Below are some pictures.

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Man causes 30 dollars worth of damage t basket ball court

CarlJohnson has ripped down a basket ball net just north of ganton bridge. He claims it's tthe first time he's played basket ball as his friend Madd Dogg taken his ball away when he stayed at his house.

Due to the intrest rate and VAT, Carl johnson is now paying a whopping 40 dollars to fix the net.

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Monster truck rampage in the country side

An anonimous driver has been smashing down trees near the infamous 'Mount Chilliad'. Nature activists had this to say "Gowd dayum monchta trokz ran doin ma cattill!"

The driver is still going and has no intent to stop. Hey we're just giving news, not trying to prevent it. You wanna stop him? You wanna play police? Go get him then... >: (

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Man falls out of car and is ran over a record 42 times!

Due to the increase of drive bys, the death rate for drive bys is likely to increae too. But tthis is the first time the drive byer has been harmed, read on.

He was leaning out to get a better shot at his opponets, and fell out, and then was ran over. Again..And again...Again..And again...Again..And again............

He bled all over the road. His will went to Carl Johnson to help pay for his basketball fine. 3 dollars were reported to have been transfered to CJ's bank acount.

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That concludes today's news, tune in next time for how the andromada team broke the height record of two altemetre bars, and how people are exploring the skys and looking ffor 'secret interiors'.

I'm your host, -Kurt, and good night.
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post Mar 27 2005, 11:13 PM
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not bad, pretty entertaining.


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post Mar 27 2005, 11:13 PM
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LOL very good biggrin.gif Liked it alot you should have a weekly paper or your own site wink.gif

called "San Andreas News"


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post Mar 27 2005, 11:19 PM
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Awesome.
I like it
Keep it up.


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post Mar 28 2005, 12:42 AM
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Haha, nice job. I think that more people would be intrested if you put your pictures into it, and not ones that we have seen so many times, it hurts our eyes. Great ideas though!


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post Mar 28 2005, 01:10 AM
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very intresting.
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post Mar 28 2005, 01:44 AM
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how bout more newz tommorow?


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post Mar 28 2005, 01:54 AM
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That is a great read, we need more interesting things on the forums like vids and san andreas news papers. thumbup.gif


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post Mar 28 2005, 03:02 AM
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great work
can't wait to see your next
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post Mar 28 2005, 03:45 AM
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very good you should make a site on this
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post Mar 28 2005, 04:12 AM
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I liked the andromada one
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post Mar 28 2005, 06:34 AM
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Hey, my pics of my CJ in base 5 gear is in there biggrin.gif


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post Mar 28 2005, 06:49 AM
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drive bying one was pretty interesting and funny. good work.


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post Mar 28 2005, 07:41 AM
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that was great n entertaining

especially the drive by news about the will $3 ha ha ha biggrin.gif


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post Mar 28 2005, 07:54 AM
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FUNNY!


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post Mar 28 2005, 06:17 PM
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GREAT PAGE!!!!! i thought it was pretty halarious!!!!! roll2.gif Jumpy.gif good job


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post Mar 28 2005, 06:17 PM
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great newspaper, cant wait for the next one. I like the clear pictures, and the basketball one is funny with him breaking the net lol. thumbup.gif

Sounds like me with the monster truck. roll2.gif Jumpy.gif The calm 'we ain't trying to stop him' remark is cool too, kinda satirical lol.

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post Mar 28 2005, 11:24 PM
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Base 5 made 40 billion dollars?!!!! Everybody in the whole state must have spontaneosly decided to start looking like rappers. Maybe...maybe... it was the green goo!

Real good paper, though.

I dont remember see-ing that one guy in the drive-by with a white tank top though. I suppose it's a beta shot?



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post Mar 29 2005, 01:35 AM
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QUOTE (-Kurt @ Mar 28 2005, 12:04 AM)
as his friend Madd Dogg taken his ball away when he stayed at his house.

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nice job man keep it up


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post Mar 29 2005, 04:49 PM
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Good newspaper maybe use some original pics from your game though.


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