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post Mar 10 2010, 09:21 PM
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post Mar 10 2010, 09:23 PM
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just as soon as you lose the next match...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 10 2010, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Mar 10 2010, 09:23 PM) *
just as soon as you lose the next match...


That was what I meant.


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post Mar 10 2010, 09:41 PM
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well, at least stop bOnEs from winning while you're not winning...


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post Mar 10 2010, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 10 2010, 09:41 PM) *
well, at least stop bOnEs from winning while you're not winning...

Can't you do that? Not winning requires a lot of concentration.


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post Mar 10 2010, 10:06 PM
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I haven't been around for these things. Oh! I know, bOnEs is on a lot so get bOnEs to stop bOnEs from winning. thumbup.gif


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post Mar 10 2010, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 10 2010, 10:06 PM) *
I haven't been around for these things. Oh! I know, bOnEs is on a lot so get bOnEs to stop bOnEs from winning. thumbup.gif

bOnEs is good, I bet he'd fuck bOnEs up good! Hang on, that would be like playing yourself - with yourself?
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post Mar 10 2010, 10:15 PM
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focusing your attention on one person tends to not work very well... it leaves you vulnerable to attacks from other players because your not paying attention to them... just play the game and worry about yourself... and treefitty, play the damn game for once... your in these conversations like you've been playing with us all along...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 10 2010, 10:24 PM
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i have been on the inside. sad.gif


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post Mar 10 2010, 10:32 PM
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I'm starting to really look forward to our iGTA matches there's nothing better than playing GTA with people you sort of know. It's revived my interest in GTA. I think we should have an hour long free mode at the airport someday just to race around and fuck cars up. Or get on the swing glitch together - that's alwas fun. OR - we could challenge another site to a Team Death Match.
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post Mar 10 2010, 10:36 PM
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Thought about the site vs site thing. I think another GTA site is trying to start up multipleyer events too.


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post Mar 10 2010, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Mar 10 2010, 10:15 PM) *
focusing your attention on one person tends to not work very well... it leaves you vulnerable to attacks from other players because your not paying attention to them... just play the game and worry about yourself


That's why I wasn't part of "Operation: Get bOnEs." I went for "Operation: Get anyone" instead.

How many of these matches are we having anyway? The leaderboard has 11, but will it go on longer assuming there's still interest.


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post Mar 10 2010, 10:56 PM
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yeah i just filled the board. goes until someone wins it all and farther if people still wanna go.


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post Mar 10 2010, 11:18 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 10 2010, 10:36 PM) *
Thought about the site vs site thing. I think another GTA site is trying to start up multipleyer events too.

Have a word with one of the affiliates and give them a date for the challenge. I'd organise one with RockstarNetwork but they haven't got many regular members at the moment. They can get hold of Mario D'Leon (Louis Lopez) to join in too.

EDIT: I've sent Illusion (Owner of R*Network) a message and just waiting for a reply.

EDIT: The reply; "Sure thing!" Might be a while though because they're in need of members but in the mean time who else can we challenge?

3rd EDIT: He asked me to tell Psy he's a wanker!

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post Mar 11 2010, 02:47 AM
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^lol

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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 11 2010, 02:47 AM) *
^lol

pic added.

About time (again) I'm going to have to start whipping you if you're late with the pic again!
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post Mar 11 2010, 03:08 AM
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Right...... don't worry about people with more talent than you and focus on getting near the top 3.


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post Mar 11 2010, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Mar 10 2010, 10:56 PM) *
yeah i just filled the board. goes until someone wins it all and farther if people still wanna go.


A lot of people on the leaderboard haven't even played a match yet, such as yourself. Is there much point them being there? If they do eventually join they can be easily re-added.


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post Mar 11 2010, 05:57 PM
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im overly optimistic as always and this will be mine for the taking. haha


ps marney, i dont suppose you could change me back to el-nino on the confirmed list. smile.gif


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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 10 2010, 08:15 PM) *
I hope GLC doesn't intend on playing

I do intend on playing. GTFO.
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