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TheAnalogKid2112
post Sep 22 2009, 08:51 PM
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Internet phones ftw. I can even get on if I'm in the fuckin' mountains!


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post Sep 22 2009, 08:53 PM
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Internet phones ftw. I can even get on if I'm in the fuckin' mountains!

not if you don't have any service up there, paul bunyan...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 22 2009, 11:59 PM
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I think there should be an acheivement for Getting an E-Job from me. You could call it "Armored Whore" (Thanks Analog).
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Seeen
post Sep 27 2009, 03:54 AM
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That fucking Psy acheivement STILL escapes me. AGH!

Wait, what the... WOOO!

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DANNY B0Y
post Oct 5 2009, 10:23 AM
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I know how you feel. It pisses me off too.

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The Awesome One
post Oct 6 2009, 09:51 PM
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I need to know what that IGTA burger one is. Even the newbies are getting it. Is it downloading something?


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TreeFitty
post Oct 6 2009, 09:58 PM
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something like that... there is a secret link on the homepage. it will download a .rar file containing a .txt file with instructions of who to send a PM to and what to contain in the PM. you wouldn't know where to click on it unless by accident.


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The Awesome One
post Oct 10 2009, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Oct 6 2009, 10:58 PM) *
something like that... there is a secret link on the homepage. it will download a .rar file containing a .txt file with instructions of who to send a PM to and what to contain in the PM. you wouldn't know where to click on it unless by accident.

I got it now. Yay.


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post Oct 11 2009, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE (Captain.Charisma @ Oct 10 2009, 12:47 PM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Oct 6 2009, 10:58 PM) *
something like that... there is a secret link on the homepage. it will download a .rar file containing a .txt file with instructions of who to send a PM to and what to contain in the PM. you wouldn't know where to click on it unless by accident.

I got it now. Yay.



Someone help me with this riddle :S


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The Awesome One
post Oct 11 2009, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE (X iTz RhiNo X @ Oct 11 2009, 03:21 PM) *
QUOTE (Captain.Charisma @ Oct 10 2009, 12:47 PM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Oct 6 2009, 10:58 PM) *
something like that... there is a secret link on the homepage. it will download a .rar file containing a .txt file with instructions of who to send a PM to and what to contain in the PM. you wouldn't know where to click on it unless by accident.

I got it now. Yay.



Someone help me with this riddle :S

Have IT your way. What could "it" be?


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ViceMan
post Oct 11 2009, 08:13 PM
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Pessimistic nihilistic.
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Sex?



Oh shit, this isn't the asylum. Well, since everyone keeps asking what it is i'll just post what it says:

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FUCK AST ACHIEVEMENTS!


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DANNY B0Y
post Oct 12 2009, 04:57 PM
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Can't be bothered with the secret Achievements. Maybe we could torture Psy into telling us? drool.gif


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TreeFitty
post Oct 12 2009, 06:29 PM
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the secret ones i've seen are ones you can easily get, without really trying.


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Hardcore Ottoman
post Oct 12 2009, 09:56 PM
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I still haven't figured out the 30 with a ruler. The 28 I'm sure about but I fucked it up already.


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Massacre
post Oct 12 2009, 10:00 PM
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If you don't have that achievement, then you don't care about the other members. Is that a clue? Am I just messing with you? Am I about to go piss? Find the answers to these questions, and more, on the next episode of -- Fuck, I didn't think of a title...


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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DANNY B0Y
post Oct 14 2009, 07:37 PM
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How the hell do you get the 28 or the 30 one? It escapes me.


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TreeFitty
post Oct 14 2009, 07:41 PM
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30 : anne frank
28 : movie

figure it out.


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post Oct 14 2009, 08:58 PM
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Not another really hard achievement to get.


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DANNY B0Y
post Oct 23 2009, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Oct 14 2009, 08:41 PM) *
30 : anne frank
28 : movie

figure it out.


I still don't get you. Sozz. roll2.gif roll2.gif roll2.gif


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TreeFitty
post Oct 23 2009, 07:12 PM
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you are a goner then.

nevermind the retro junk pic. it was a image link fail.


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