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PabloHoneyOle
post Sep 22 2009, 03:13 PM
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Wasn't sure to post this in Rants and Raves or Other Games. Feel free to rant and rave anyway.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/sep/21/un...ass-polk-sheri/

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With guns drawn and flashlights cutting through darkened rooms, Polk County undercover drug investigators stormed the home of convicted drug dealer Michael Difalco near Lakeland in March.

As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco's house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame.

While some detectives hauled out evidence such as flat screen televisions and shotguns, others threw strikes, gutter balls and worked on picking up spares.

A Polk County sheriff's detective cataloging evidence repeatedly put down her work and picked up a Wii remote to bowl. When she hit two strikes in a row, she raised her arms above her head, jumping and kicking.

While a female detective lifted a nearby couch looking for evidence, another sheriff's detective focused on pin action.

But detectives with the Polk County Sheriff's Office, the Auburndale, Lakeland and Winter Haven police departments did not know that a wireless security camera connected to a computer inside Difalco's home was recording their activity.


Good stuff; there's a link to the video too. The chick who hit two strikes in a row should be shot. Tax payers dollars at work. Polk County is full of whitetrash, so I doubt most of those cops could afford a Wii for their own trailers, so when they came across one of those "videogaming machines" they had to stop the drug raid they were on in favor of experiencing it first hand. Give it up for Wii Bowling and it's appeal to people of all ages, jobs and other responsibilities.
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post Sep 22 2009, 03:28 PM
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haha, that's classic laugh.gif... and that's the power of wii bowling, baby... i can never turn down a game of wii bowling...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 22 2009, 03:44 PM
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Fucking great. I bet they were all fat.


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post Sep 23 2009, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE (Oh Dear God! GOOBER! @ Sep 22 2009, 09:44 AM) *
Fucking great. I bet they were all fat.


I too ponder this possibility.


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post Sep 23 2009, 02:32 PM
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Check the video on the link, they are all pretty fat.
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post Sep 23 2009, 08:07 PM
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haha, chunkified.

Good ol' wii bowling, she'll have more time to throw strikes when she's unemployed.


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