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post Oct 3 2009, 10:23 PM
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Won my football match today and ended up with a sore arse.

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post Oct 4 2009, 12:09 AM
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It's going pretty good, especially after downing two colt 45's in an hour last night.


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post Oct 4 2009, 04:33 AM
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Didn't get to see Metallica tonight. Meh... no good parties. Fuck life.


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post Oct 12 2009, 12:55 PM
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Been kinda shit. I have a Senegal parrot that screams like a bitch, a cat that miaows to get outside every dying second of the day, a dog that is more or less retarded and a kitten that keeps on walking on my FUCKIN keyboard. Family's alright though.


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post Nov 11 2009, 04:58 PM
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I'm walking on sunshine today! cool.gif

Met up with some old mates at a Remembrance service in Liverpool city centre, we had a few drinks together then I left to head toward the nearest Sainsburys to get a copy of Modern Warfare 2. Walking down the road a big bird shit landed just to the left of me missing me and my immaculately pressed uniform.
Walk into Sainsburys and see signs all over the place which read "Modern Warfare 2 XBox & PS3 SOLD OUT" so I decide to ask for a pair of wireless microphones and a copy of Take That Singstar for the missus.
While I'm waiting for an assistant to fetch my goods a lad next to me asks for MW2 on PS3 and I butt in and show him the sign, then the woman behind the counter pulls out two copies and tells him "That's £26 please".

"You've still got this sign up you know." I told her, "They were hidden in the back" she replied. "Do you want a copy?" As she's saying this the lad turns up with the mics and TT Singstar disc so I hesitate for a moment and say "Sorry, I only wanted those because I thought MW2 was out of stock so I'll have MW2 instead."
As she takes my £26 a man I know but absolutely despise appears next to me and asks for MW2, "This is the last one sorry" she says.

I give him a big grin and walk out of the store and stop to light a cigarette, a split second later another big ol' birdshit lands right in front of me. I continue my journey on foot towards my apartment but notice a betting shop and although I never really bet on the horses I decide to have a flutter.
Looking through the runners for the next race I decide to bet £5 on the 3:40 race at Bangor. My horse comes in first and I walk out with £13 winnings.

I've just checked through my small mountain of mail and there's a letter from Nigeria which says I've won some lottery (I don't even do the lottery) and all I have to do is send them £250 to process my win! biggrin.gif



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post Nov 16 2009, 10:50 PM
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My day was pretty damn cool. I got a thank-you note from a friend today. She had a no-baby shower this past weekend to celebrate getting her tubes tied, and (as all of the gifts had to be no-baby related--alcohol, lingerie, the like) I got her a coat hanger and one of those red gallon-sized things of gasoline. Turns out she actually needed both, and her party was so much fun she's having another in nine months.


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post Nov 16 2009, 10:52 PM
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For once I had a good day. Played loads of Forza 3 and GTA, watched a bit of Chelsea TV, im about to go up Game with some mates and pick up L4D2.


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post Nov 16 2009, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (koneko @ Nov 16 2009, 05:50 PM) *
My day was pretty damn cool. I got a thank-you note from a friend today. She had a no-baby shower this past weekend to celebrate getting her tubes tied, and (as all of the gifts had to be no-baby related--alcohol, lingerie, the like) I got her a coat hanger and one of those red gallon-sized things of gasoline. Turns out she actually needed both, and her party was so much fun she's having another in nine months.


^pure awesomeness.


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post Nov 16 2009, 11:03 PM
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I feel like absolute shit today, flu or something I think. No energy and just feel like sleeping.
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post Nov 16 2009, 11:13 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Nov 16 2009, 04:52 PM) *
QUOTE (koneko @ Nov 16 2009, 05:50 PM) *
My day was pretty damn cool. I got a thank-you note from a friend today. She had a no-baby shower this past weekend to celebrate getting her tubes tied, and (as all of the gifts had to be no-baby related--alcohol, lingerie, the like) I got her a coat hanger and one of those red gallon-sized things of gasoline. Turns out she actually needed both, and her party was so much fun she's having another in nine months.


^pure awesomeness.

Also, class today was all-you-can-eat flan day, I'm about to go to a spelling bee where I get to attempt to spell slang words while drinking beer, and I have no school tomorrow. Indeed, today is made of awesome.

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post Nov 17 2009, 12:19 AM
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Meanwhile, I am drinking Coke Zero and foruming... I hate myself.


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post Nov 17 2009, 06:51 AM
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I didn't think today could get much better, but at the spelling bee the guest judge appearing as an expert on slang was a rapper. No, I have no idea who. Big something. Anyway, I'm about to stay up and watch Star Trek as I get to sleep in tomorrow.

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post Nov 17 2009, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE (koneko @ Nov 17 2009, 01:51 AM) *
I didn't think today could get much better, but at the spelling bee the guest judge appearing as an expert on slang was a rapper. No, I have no idea who. Big something.

If it was a rapper that matters, the only Big I can think of is Big Pun (Punisher). Although it could've just been some local nobody rapper.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Nov 17 2009, 05:40 PM
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Still not feeling well. sad.gif
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post Nov 17 2009, 07:44 PM
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No, I don't think it was a rapper that matters. Though apparently he has a cooking show on some local station wherever he lives.


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post Nov 18 2009, 01:13 AM
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QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Nov 17 2009, 12:40 PM) *
Still not feeling well. sad.gif

Make some lemonade and warm it up in the microwave.

QUOTE (koneko @ Nov 17 2009, 02:44 PM) *
No, I don't think it was a rapper that matters. Though apparently he has a cooking show on some local station wherever he lives.

Yo, today, we gonna learn how ta make Kool-Aid. Later, we gon' make some crack.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Nov 20 2009, 10:36 PM
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Slept 11 straight hours 5am to 4pm. Needed it though. Think I may be getting a cold. Hope not. Was 60 F last night but getting chilly now. Wish I had a fireplace to sit down next to during the winter. mmm cozy. Hopefully I won't have to go out tonight and stay inside where it's warm.


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post Nov 20 2009, 10:43 PM
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I was going to work today, I was on the bus. Each time I get this bus, a blind guy gets on. He sits in the same seat every day.. Well, I got on the bus, I was at the front cause it was crowded at the back. Then, this 9-10 year old girl gets on the bus and sits in the seat where the blind guy always sits. I switch seats to make sure the blind dude dont sit on me.

Anyway, I see the blind guy in the distance. I rub my hands with glee. The bus pulls over. THe blind guy gets on. The 10 year old gets off. sad.gif


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post Nov 22 2009, 12:01 AM
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Such is life.


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post Nov 23 2009, 09:33 PM
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Went to work,(Which is at my Dads) had nothing to do, so I went on my little bros 360 and played some GTA.


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