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Marney1
post Jan 16 2010, 12:37 AM
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Match 1

Bohan

30 Minutes


THE MATCH WILL BEGIN ON TIME SO MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON BEFORE IT STARTS


No Glitching or Leaving Bohan

Weapons 'Powerful' - Auto Aim 'ON' - Respawn 'Medium' (1 second)

Confirmed Players: Marney1 bOnEs Fanboy ViceMan GLC Psy TreeFitty D-O punxtr angeal18 DuPz0r El-Nino Seeen 0bs3n3 new major on the block


(There might be a truck race or something after it just for fun)



DuPz0r


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post Jan 16 2010, 12:40 AM
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post Jan 16 2010, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE (Hustler One @ Jan 16 2010, 12:40 AM) *
Hmmmm... Okay I'll do it. But you can expect gay robots to somehow be involved

Well up to now it looks like I'll win.
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post Jan 16 2010, 06:44 AM
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one hour fucking like 6 hours ago?! fuck, i was at the bar... then another bar... then i went over to some house and i brought some you know (*hints at smoking a doobie*) and then... well, i am back at home now...

lol, you gotta plan it well ahead of time biggrin.gif... like say, a week or so?

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 16 2010, 07:37 AM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 16 2010, 06:44 AM) *
one hour fucking like 6 hours ago?! fuck, i was at the bar... then another bar... then i went over to some house and i brought some you know (*hints at smoking a doobie*) and then... well, i am back at home now...

lol, you gotta plan it well ahead of time biggrin.gif... like say, a week or so?

Can't wait for you to sober up and read the details again. laugh.gif
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 15 2010, 07:37 PM) *
Match 1


Airport Free For All

1 Hour

what details? i see ONE HOUR in plain bold letters...

maybe i am drunk and missing the point...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 16 2010, 08:51 AM
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I do believe that is the duration of the match. the day is in the title.


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post Jan 16 2010, 06:20 PM
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well, now i feel stupid... and i have a headache...

count me in for that matchup... although, i pretty much hate the airport...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 16 2010, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 16 2010, 06:20 PM) *
well, now i feel stupid... and i have a headache...

count me in for that matchup... although, i pretty much hate the airport...

XD.png ^

The airport's just to start this off and if people actually join in then each month or whatever will be a different type of deathmatch just to try and keep the flame of GTA4 lit because it's a shame we "GTA fans" never do this.
I deliberately made it a Monday evening because more people are likely to be available than the weekend (I think).
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post Jan 16 2010, 07:12 PM
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I think i'll pass on this one, I haven't played in ages and i'll be rusty as fuck. Besides, I still haven't forgiven the connection problems that plagued online last time I played it. That was the main reason I stopped playing.


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post Jan 16 2010, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 16 2010, 07:12 PM) *
I think i'll pass on this one, I haven't played in ages and i'll be rusty as fuck. Besides, I still haven't forgiven the connection problems that plagued online last time I played it. That was the main reason I stopped playing.

I don't think anyone's played for a while which is the idea for doing it and if you're connection fucks up then so be it. The least you could do Vicey is join in, or are you scared of losing?
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post Jan 16 2010, 07:46 PM
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yea, come on viceythashizzle... who cares about the internet thing, give it another shot and see if it works...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 16 2010, 07:50 PM
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Just got on yesterday to write up some things. I definitely needed to refresh my [shit] skills. Don't think I'll make this match though.


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post Jan 16 2010, 07:55 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 16 2010, 07:46 PM) *
yea, come on viceythashizzle... who cares about the internet thing, give it another shot and see if it works...

Yeah it's hardly going to be a weekly event so join in this rare event that is the "iGTA Members Death Match", it might fail miserably but at least we can say we tried to make it happen. Come on people!

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@TF - We're all in the same boat being a bit rusty and it's only an hour half an hour of your life.

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post Jan 16 2010, 08:30 PM
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I might dust off my PS3 and GTA disc, but i've long got bored of online mode, an hour seems too long for me. Usually people fucked off after a while so I did too.


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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 16 2010, 08:30 PM) *
an hour seems too long for me. Usually people fucked off after a while so I did too.


This. Needs to be shorter IMO, especially if it's going to be at the airport.
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 16 2010, 08:30 PM) *
I might dust off my PS3 and GTA disc, but i've long got bored of online mode, an hour seems too long for me. Usually people fucked off after a while so I did too.

I think we're all bored of it but this is different in the fact only iGTA members will be playing and like I said it's only 1 hour half an hour then it can be left for a month or so until the next match.
If this doesn't turn out to be fun then I think we can officially confirm that GTA4 is dead.

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post Jan 16 2010, 08:44 PM
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You can split it up into a few shorter matches. Choose some different locations/options. Just put up some multiplayer guides if you wanna browse the deathmatch options. wink.gif


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post Jan 16 2010, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 16 2010, 08:44 PM) *
You can split it up into a few shorter matches. Choose some different locations/options. Just put up some multiplayer guides if you wanna browse the deathmatch options. wink.gif

We'll just make it a half hour match at the airport then.

If this is to stand half a chance of happening then it has to stay simple, when we start fighting over options that's when it goes wrong and people lose interest so the only change for now will be the time, oh and auto aim will always be turned off.

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Hmm, ok. I might join in if I remember/bother to go online.
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