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> iGTA DeathMatch VII (PS3) 6pm EST ~ 11pm GMT, "GTA IV Tribute Match" ~WINNER - ViceMan~
Marney1
post Apr 5 2010, 11:25 PM
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DEATHMATCH

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Settings as chosen by last match winner:
Game: GTA IV
Location: The fuckin' airport
Duration: 45 mins
Auto-Aim: Allow
Weapons: Powerful
Police: Off
Traffic: Parked
Pedestrians: Off
Blips: On
Online I.D. Display: On
Reticule Health: On
Voice Chat: On
Respawn Distance: Medium
Respawn Time: 1 second
Time of Day: Midday
Weather: Clear

Confirmed Players
bOnEs***
ViceMan*
DuPz0r*
Marney1*
Dead Weight < This fucker never turns up!!
El-Nino
Edgecrusher
new major on me cock
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GLC

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ViceMan
post Apr 6 2010, 05:38 PM
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Woop-de-fucking-woop. You haven't signed me up yet. Are you ill?


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post Apr 6 2010, 06:11 PM
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So is this GTAIV DLC match, or the normal gta deathmatch

I'll be in.


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post Apr 6 2010, 06:15 PM
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Probably normal.


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post Apr 6 2010, 06:32 PM
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i wouldn't be surprised to see TLAD as the game of choice...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 6 2010, 06:47 PM
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Oh yeah Marney1 didn't he? (Geddit?) I didn't even check the scores except mine.


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post Apr 6 2010, 06:47 PM
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Settings done!

@ Vicey......



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post Apr 6 2010, 07:12 PM
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i 100%'d GTAIV for the second time... i just thought i'd mention that in here since there's nowhere else to boast about it... i only did it again because the first time i did it, the PS3 version didn't have trophy support... and plus, i wanted to officially put GTAIV to rest for good so i can focus on the episodes... the only time i think i might play it is for the "deal breaker" mission online...

what are you leaning towards marney? TLAD or IV??


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 6 2010, 07:22 PM
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Location: Levverpweul
Duration: 90 mins
Auto-Aim: Directed towards crotch
Weapons: Foreskins and permed afros
Police: Have sex with them
Traffic: Slashed tyres and on fire
Pedestrians: Overweight and drunk
Blips: When sober
Online I.D. Display: On
Reticule Health: On
Voice Chat: Scouse/gibberish
Respawn Distance: 3ft
Respawn Time: 1 second
Time of Day: Morning
Weather: Clear, backlit with smoke from burning cars.


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post Apr 6 2010, 07:29 PM
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post Apr 6 2010, 08:57 PM
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I will sign up, even though I don't own a PS3.


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post Apr 6 2010, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE (Kaptain.Kuntz @ Apr 6 2010, 04:57 PM) *
I will sign up, even though I don't own a PS3.


I'll be sure to add you to the leaderboard... not.


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post Apr 6 2010, 09:16 PM
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@ bOnEs: Probably go for TL&D unless we want to have an all out airport rocket launcher fest to say goodbye to GTA IV?

Also, fuck going for 100% because my entire GTA progress was lost somehow, my trophies are now: Off The Boat & Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie. angry.gif

Edit: CC WTF are you doing here? Piss off!

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post Apr 6 2010, 09:21 PM
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Guess IV should get a good send off. Maybe skip "competition" and just have a fun brawl? Or do that before EFLC comes out? unsure.gif


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post Apr 6 2010, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Apr 6 2010, 10:21 PM) *
Guess IV should get a good send off. Maybe skip "competition" and just have a fun brawl?

I agree, even though I've only just got off the boat I want to give GTA IV a good send off so "GTA IV The Finale" it is.
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post Apr 7 2010, 09:57 AM
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*cries*


Game: Spot the regression of human evolution (i.e. easy)
Location: South-east Essex
Duration: 45 mins
Auto-Aim: Allow
Weapons: Shitty little flick knives, cygnet rings and Stella bottles.
Police: Don't give a toss
Traffic: Chavved up Saxos, chavved up Subarus, chavved up Fiesta mk. 4s and mopeds with L plates on travelling at 80mph
Pedestrians: Gangs of 15 year old hoodies giving you menacing looks
Blips: Bling-ified
Online I.D. Display: Gangsta-fied
Reticule Health: On
Voice Chat: Everything translated to "Awrite bruv, leave it aaaht wiwl yah?!"
Respawn Distance: 0.9m
Respawn Time: 1 second
Time of Day: Night
Weather: Clear/Chavvy

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post Apr 7 2010, 12:48 PM
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Man, shit's got serious down there since the early 90's ^
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post Apr 7 2010, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Apr 7 2010, 05:57 AM) *
*cries*


Game: Spot the regression of human evolution (i.e. easy)
Location: South-east Essex
Duration: 45 mins
Auto-Aim: Allow
Weapons: Shitty little flick knives, cygnet rings and Stella bottles.
Police: Don't give a toss
Traffic: Chavved up Saxos, chavved up Subarus, chavved up Fiesta mk. 4s and mopeds with L plates on travelling at 80mph
Pedestrians: Gangs of 15 year old hoodies giving you menacing looks
Blips: Bling-ified
Online I.D. Display: Gangsta-fied
Reticule Health: On
Voice Chat: Everything translated to "Awrite bruv, leave it aaaht wiwl yah?!"
Respawn Distance: 0.9m
Respawn Time: 1 second
Time of Day: Night
Weather: Clear/Chavvy


So we're playing in Pie's neighborhood?


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post Apr 7 2010, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Apr 7 2010, 07:16 PM) *
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Apr 7 2010, 05:57 AM) *
*cries*


Game: Spot the regression of human evolution (i.e. easy)
Location: South-east Essex
Duration: 45 mins
Auto-Aim: Allow
Weapons: Shitty little flick knives, cygnet rings and Stella bottles.
Police: Don't give a toss
Traffic: Chavved up Saxos, chavved up Subarus, chavved up Fiesta mk. 4s and mopeds with L plates on travelling at 80mph
Pedestrians: Gangs of 15 year old hoodies giving you menacing looks
Blips: Bling-ified
Online I.D. Display: Gangsta-fied
Reticule Health: On
Voice Chat: Everything translated to "Awrite bruv, leave it aaaht wiwl yah?!"
Respawn Distance: 0.9m
Respawn Time: 1 second
Time of Day: Night
Weather: Clear/Chavvy


So we're playing in Pie's neighborhood?


No, mine. He's from Marney's broken neck of the woods. Pie is only a psuedo-chav and they're actually worse than the real thing, even the real ones aren't menacing.


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post Apr 8 2010, 04:51 AM
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Chavs are lolable little fags who need a good pan of scouse down their skinny necks.
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