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post Jan 27 2010, 12:29 PM
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Ten Ways It Could Change Your Life
And what it might look like....





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post Jan 27 2010, 03:02 PM
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this is the future to replace laptops.. love to get one. when are they launching it?
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:08 PM
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this thing has been hyped for soooo long.


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post Jan 27 2010, 05:12 PM
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Yawn.

It's just a big iPhone.
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:26 PM
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never heard of it... and quit frankly, it looks silly...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE (SPOILER @ Jan 27 2010, 03:02 PM) *
this is the future to replace laptops.. love to get one. when are they launching it?

Dunno but it's going to be unveiled for the first time at 1pm EST today so we might learn in the next hour.
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:28 PM
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It'll probably not look like anything we expected. At least I hope so.


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post Jan 27 2010, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 27 2010, 05:28 PM) *
It'll probably not look like anything we expected. At least I hope so.

It might not even be called a Tablet or an iSlate; Big Apple? happy.gif
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:38 PM
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"iTab" or something short probably. Not like it'll matter if it doesn't deliver from the hype.


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post Jan 27 2010, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 27 2010, 05:38 PM) *
"iTab" or something short probably. Not like it'll matter if it doesn't deliver from the hype.

It'll matter to these investors but who cares about them? tongue.gif

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post Jan 27 2010, 05:51 PM
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apple is almost as bad as microsoft in "over-hyping" their products... a glorified iphone is far from innovative...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:54 PM
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post Jan 27 2010, 05:55 PM
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That's why I'm hoping all this hype wasn't for nothing. Although the hype wasn't really from Apple, it was from people trying to guess what the fuck it would be and do.


edit: ^there we go


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post Jan 27 2010, 06:31 PM
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This is the Apple iPad.

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post Jan 27 2010, 06:35 PM
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was gonna say iPad but thought it sounded too much like iPod.


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post Jan 27 2010, 06:40 PM
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There's going to be a lot of people getting numb legs while sitting on the shitter when it hits the shelves.



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I don't get it, what the fuck is this thing?
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post Jan 27 2010, 07:23 PM
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A tablet (big touch screen) made by Apple. And they probably shoved all of their iPod/iPhone crap in there.


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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 27 2010, 02:23 PM) *
A tablet (big touch screen) made by Apple. And they probably shoved all of their iPod/iPhone crap in there.

So it's a giant, faster, iPhone?
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post Jan 27 2010, 07:33 PM
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exactly... i never saw a use for an iphone and, i don't see any use for a bigger version either...

all it seems like to me is apple's version of the netbook that has a touch screen...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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