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post Jun 12 2009, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE(bOnEs @ Jun 12 2009, 05:08 PM) [snapback]1507543[/snapback]
prostitutes and lynching? seriously?

man R* isn't afraid of anything laugh.gif...

And you will be able to shoot the horses.
Don't know if you can shoot the armadillos, rabbits, wolves, cougars, vultures or the bears.

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QUOTE(bOnEs @ Jun 12 2009, 05:08 PM) [snapback]1507543[/snapback]
prostitutes and lynching? seriously?

man R* isn't afraid of anything laugh.gif...

And you will be able to shoot the horses.
Don't know if you can shoot the armadillos, rabbits, wolves, cougars, vultures or the bears.

maybe you can... R* might include a "pelting" side mission where you can collect the furs of animals for trappers or to sell on the market... lol, i doubt it but, that would be cool too...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 12 2009, 07:50 PM
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Of course you'll be able to shoot the animals. What would be the point? For show? As if!


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post Jun 12 2009, 08:16 PM
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I want them to add babies. They would be fun to throw Molotov cocktails at.


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post Jun 12 2009, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(Destruction-Overdrive @ Jun 12 2009, 09:16 PM) [snapback]1507615[/snapback]
I want them to add babies. They would be fun to throw Molotov cocktails at.

Even R* wouldn't go that far........or would they?

I hope you can buy chewing tobacco and spit it on dogs heads like Clint Eastwood.
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They should make a special AO rated version to sell off their website. I'd buy it.


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post Jun 12 2009, 08:50 PM
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post Jun 12 2009, 09:26 PM
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post Jun 12 2009, 09:30 PM
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post Jun 12 2009, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(Destruction-Overdrive @ Jun 12 2009, 04:16 PM) [snapback]1507615[/snapback]
I want them to add babies. They would be fun to throw Molotov cocktails at.

fuck throwing molotov's at em... how's about lighting em on fire and throwing them like molotov's?

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 12 2009, 10:12 PM
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I want them to add babies. They would be fun to throw Molotov cocktails at.

fuck throwing molotov's at em... how's about lighting em on fire and throwing them like molotov's?



Yah, have you ever heard a burning baby? Its the wrost sound ever. I don't want to be anywhere near them for too long. To find a proper target to throw said burning baby at, may take at least 30 seconds. By then I would be completely pissed off.


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post Jun 13 2009, 06:48 AM
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post Jun 14 2009, 09:56 AM
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You can also kill children in this one.


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post Jun 14 2009, 10:05 AM
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QUOTE(DuPz0rô @ Jun 14 2009, 02:56 AM) [snapback]1507818[/snapback]
You can also kill children in this one.

Finally!!!! Now I can stop spending hours trying to kill Lucas Simms' son!!!


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QUOTE(DuPz0rô @ Jun 14 2009, 02:56 AM) [snapback]1507818[/snapback]
You can also kill children in this one.

Finally!!!! Now I can stop spending hours trying to kill Lucas Simms' son!!!



There's a mod for the PC version that lets you kill kids.

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/fal...ller-mod/292091


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post Jun 22 2009, 11:24 PM
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Sounds fucking awesome.


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post Jun 23 2009, 09:08 AM
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Yeah that sounds well cool. I kind of like that fact it is so huge. Even bigger then SA... that is insane! i hope it has online co-op play.


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