IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

4 Pages V   1 2 3 > »   
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> My girlfreind and I need a place to F*$k, Ideas?
MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 01:35 AM
Post #1


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Somewhere inside my head.
Member No.: 301



ok,
i live in vermont. my girlfriend lives in FL... im going to visit her on/around thanksgiving and she said to me over the phone that she wants to have sex with me.... only prob is ill probly be sleeping in her brothers room and her 5 yr old sister sleeps in her room...she also said its probably not a good idea to do it in her house.... as soon as i find a place ill be a made man (well "laid" would accually be more correct)...any suggestions?


--------------------
-Mountain Dew and Doughnuts...Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
-Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
IPB Image IPB Image
IPB Image IPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Fido 14
post Oct 28 2005, 01:41 AM
Post #2


Upstanding Citizen
Group Icon

Group: Banned
Posts: 0
Joined: 27-June 05
From: Tartarus
Member No.: 16,786



Take the kids to the park and tell them to play there until you come back. Then fuck her in the children-free house.


--------------------

-Credit to Washunka for sig
UNBANNED AGAIN!
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 01:46 AM
Post #3


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Somewhere inside my head.
Member No.: 301



well that would work except her parents would still be there.....but mebe if the house was empty it could happen there


--------------------
-Mountain Dew and Doughnuts...Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
-Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
IPB Image IPB Image
IPB Image IPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
DonkeyTits
post Oct 28 2005, 01:54 AM
Post #4


Clepto
Group Icon

Group: Moderators
Posts: 152
Joined: 2-August 04
From: California
Member No.: 81



Backseat of car.


--------------------
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
DAMIAN91
post Oct 28 2005, 01:54 AM
Post #5


Upstanding Citizen
Group Icon

Group: Banned
Posts: 0
Joined: 5-July 06
Member No.: 78



QUOTE(ImaPhatPimp @ Oct 27 2005, 11:22 PM) [snapback]974443[/snapback]

Backseat of car.

Ringa ding ding...


--------------------
ORGANIZING VC-MP SQUAD
Zacko - Deko - Gnar - Bulldog - Mech - Cuda - Lazz - Asthenia - Nanook - EMBO - Toge -Redundant - Psycho - Dupzor
0.2 Released

My First Topic
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 02:02 AM
Post #6


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Somewhere inside my head.
Member No.: 301



hmmm...maybe....like when everyones asleep sneak out to car?
we also thought we could get into a little shit at a movie theater....


--------------------
-Mountain Dew and Doughnuts...Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
-Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
IPB Image IPB Image
IPB Image IPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Fido 14
post Oct 28 2005, 02:05 AM
Post #7


Upstanding Citizen
Group Icon

Group: Banned
Posts: 0
Joined: 27-June 05
From: Tartarus
Member No.: 16,786



Movie Theater = Too many people. Maybe you could pretend to go to the movies together and just fuck in the parking lot of the move theater inside the car.


--------------------

-Credit to Washunka for sig
UNBANNED AGAIN!
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 02:10 AM
Post #8


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Somewhere inside my head.
Member No.: 301



well she doesnt have her own car yet....and her mom proly wouldnt be too keen on driving her car.... as for movie theater i mean like eat each other quietly...not full sex....and make sure to go to a loud movie....


--------------------
-Mountain Dew and Doughnuts...Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
-Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
IPB Image IPB Image
IPB Image IPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Fido 14
post Oct 28 2005, 02:16 AM
Post #9


Upstanding Citizen
Group Icon

Group: Banned
Posts: 0
Joined: 27-June 05
From: Tartarus
Member No.: 16,786



Go to one of her girl friend's house and do it there.


--------------------

-Credit to Washunka for sig
UNBANNED AGAIN!
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 02:20 AM
Post #10


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Somewhere inside my head.
Member No.: 301



hrm....well i suggested a friends house but she recently moved to FL (from costa rica, dont ask long story)....so she doesnt have many friends....or at least any friends that good yet....she also said she wasnt too comftorable with that anyways.....hrmmgghh


--------------------
-Mountain Dew and Doughnuts...Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
-Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
IPB Image IPB Image
IPB Image IPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
DonkeyTits
post Oct 28 2005, 02:23 AM
Post #11


Clepto
Group Icon

Group: Moderators
Posts: 152
Joined: 2-August 04
From: California
Member No.: 81



Tell me you have your own car. Or, you're flying there?

This post has been edited by ImaPhatPimp: Oct 28 2005, 02:24 AM


--------------------
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Vlad
post Oct 28 2005, 02:38 AM
Post #12


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Gun Wavin' New Haven, The CuT
Member No.: 315



The bathroom of any major restaurant chain.


--------------------
IPB Image
IPB Image
IPB ImageIPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
DonkeyTits
post Oct 28 2005, 02:48 AM
Post #13


Clepto
Group Icon

Group: Moderators
Posts: 152
Joined: 2-August 04
From: California
Member No.: 81



Just wait, I doubt her family will be in the house 24/7


--------------------
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Fredman34
post Oct 28 2005, 04:04 AM
Post #14


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 21-October 04
Member No.: 2,804



just meet in the bathroom late at night.....everyone will be asleep....and f*ck in there


--------------------
user posted image
"Its all about making that GTA," Eazy-e
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Guest_CoreyKo_*
post Oct 28 2005, 04:04 AM
Post #15





Guests






Um take a walk with her to a secluded place and bang the hell out of her.
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Marriner
post Oct 28 2005, 04:40 AM
Post #16


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 21-May 05
Member No.: 11,994



Just bang her in the back seat of your car (if you hav one), if not, fuck her when your all alsleep


--------------------
QUOTE(Knocc Out)
Catnip, why dont you get on all four and lick my balls and say meow, you little dirty slut


lol
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 04:47 AM
Post #17


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 3-August 04
From: Somewhere inside my head.
Member No.: 301



flying there....ye maybe in da bathroom late at night...she said no to a park late at night though....mite not be best place either as the hurricane just went through (miami-dade)


--------------------
-Mountain Dew and Doughnuts...Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
-Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
IPB Image IPB Image
IPB Image IPB Image
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Marriner
post Oct 28 2005, 05:04 AM
Post #18


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 21-May 05
Member No.: 11,994



QUOTE(MoldyTurdEater @ Oct 28 2005, 06:15 AM) [snapback]974541[/snapback]

flying there....ye maybe in da bathroom late at night...she said no to a park late at night though....mite not be best place either as the hurricane just went through (miami-dade)


Well then take her into a old unused house of factory and bang the hell out of her


--------------------
QUOTE(Knocc Out)
Catnip, why dont you get on all four and lick my balls and say meow, you little dirty slut


lol
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
R3ACTION
post Oct 28 2005, 05:16 AM
Post #19


Upstanding Citizen


Group: Members
Posts: 0
Joined: 21-January 05
From: Melbourne, Australia
Member No.: 8,679



just rent a hotel for a night, and say ur going to the movies or something liek that


--------------------

Artistic Designs - Toge, R3ACT!ON, DAMIAN91, DuPz0r and R3D WUD
IPB Image
Sig too big - All i have to say is: Meh
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
mceggy
post Oct 28 2005, 06:34 AM
Post #20


Upstanding Citizen
Group Icon

Group: Gold Member
Posts: 0
Joined: 2-August 04
From: Newcastle, UK
Member No.: 151



Younger brothers and sisters can be an inconvenient so give up with the idea of getting any in her house, there will always be someone in. Getting any on Thanksgiving will be out of the question too with it being a busy day.

The only choices are that you can treat her for a day, wine and dine then rent a room at a hotel. Motels and doing nothing before getting to it is sleazy, you don't want that. Another choice (and only if the parents know you're serious) is to get up in her room and blocked the door, if the parents ask tell them you want some alone time from not seeing her often.

The above posters didn't put much thought into it, unless your girlfriend is a slut just ignore them.


--------------------
Still that egotist - with reason of course. I'm awesome.
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

4 Pages V   1 2 3 > » 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 16th April 2014 - 01:14 PM

GTA 5 | GTA San Andreas | Red Dead Redemption | GTA 4