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ViceMan
post May 10 2010, 05:44 PM
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I really should try out a DM in TBoGT just to get acquainted with the playing area... But I can't be arsed.


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post May 10 2010, 07:50 PM
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post May 10 2010, 08:17 PM
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this BOGT deathmatch might turn out to be the best turnout yet biggrin.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 10 2010, 08:47 PM
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Hope so, otherwise I'm going to change the blip settings from shooting. I tried it with 3 others and found it boring in such a large area. If we don't have many participants (likely) I'll change blips to all.

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post May 10 2010, 09:01 PM
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Well if everyone who's signed up actually turns up to the match it should be a good one. I'd liked to have had the same success with TL&D deathmatch.

Anyway, i'll get disco'd from this one half way through again, so i'm not looking forward to it that much. I'm not going to bother playing properly, i'll just hang back and do some defensive shit until I get disco'd.


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post May 10 2010, 09:11 PM
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i may be playing but, it's not what will be on my mind during the match... i am sure we'll all be talking about RDR in between marney sniper shots... i mean, i'll be playing the game in a just a few hours after the match, if my location does a midnight launch so, monday is all about RDR with a little BOGT mixed in between biggrin.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 10 2010, 09:14 PM
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I'll just be my usual pessimistic, uninterested self wasting 45 minutes of my life.


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post May 10 2010, 09:17 PM
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you should get a headset... i rarely use one online with randoms but, it's fun to use one with people you know...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 11 2010, 01:32 AM
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just put it on twitter again.


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post May 15 2010, 02:03 AM
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my psn id is jamievxr,

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post May 15 2010, 03:16 AM
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my psn id is jamievxr,

in the confirmed players list im lsited as my username on here lol

It's now updated. wink.gif
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post May 15 2010, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ May 10 2010, 10:17 PM) *
you should get a headset... i rarely use one online with randoms but, it's fun to use one with people you know...


Nah I think it'd distract me from the killing. Plus I don't want to have to listen to Marney yelling "teych dat cher Soth'ehhn geht!"


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post May 15 2010, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ May 15 2010, 06:02 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ May 10 2010, 10:17 PM) *
you should get a headset... i rarely use one online with randoms but, it's fun to use one with people you know...


Nah I think it'd distract me from the killing. Plus I don't want to have to listen to Marney yelling "teych dat cher Soth'ehhn geht!"


you could just mute marney.


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post May 16 2010, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE (El-Nino @ May 15 2010, 08:26 PM) *
QUOTE (ViceMan @ May 15 2010, 06:02 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ May 10 2010, 10:17 PM) *
you should get a headset... i rarely use one online with randoms but, it's fun to use one with people you know...


Nah I think it'd distract me from the killing. Plus I don't want to have to listen to Marney yelling "teych dat cher Soth'ehhn geht!"


you could just mute marney.

LOL all I hear out of you is moaning that you're getting wasted all the time. tongue.gif
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post May 16 2010, 02:17 PM
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"oi, i done flew out me knickers"... that's all i hear laugh.gif... i swear i'm the only american with a headset...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 16 2010, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE (Marney1 @ May 16 2010, 01:39 AM) *
QUOTE (El-Nino @ May 15 2010, 08:26 PM) *
QUOTE (ViceMan @ May 15 2010, 06:02 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ May 10 2010, 10:17 PM) *
you should get a headset... i rarely use one online with randoms but, it's fun to use one with people you know...


Nah I think it'd distract me from the killing. Plus I don't want to have to listen to Marney yelling "teych dat cher Soth'ehhn geht!"


you could just mute marney.

LOL all I hear out of you is moaning that you're getting wasted all the time. tongue.gif


ok, but not all the time. anyway he didnt make reference to me so maybe im not as bad haha happy.gif


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post May 16 2010, 09:42 PM
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You're a terrible shot bOnEs! biggrin.gif
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post May 16 2010, 10:56 PM
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Idea. You guys need to have a demo derby for one of the deathmatches. No getting out of the vehicle, you can only pick up weapons while on your way to a suitable vehicle.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post May 16 2010, 11:36 PM
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Or no shooting at all like a real derby. Just smashing cars until there's one left.


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post May 16 2010, 11:47 PM
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I went with the SanAn Bloodbowl thing, wasn't sure you guys would be into a strict demo derby. It'd be extra good times with all the fancy cars from TBOGT. I'd be up for that.

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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
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