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post Feb 23 2010, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (E_Z @ Feb 23 2010, 04:21 PM) *
Very well... But I'm not in it for the gold anymore....

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post Feb 23 2010, 04:38 PM
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post Feb 23 2010, 04:49 PM
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Still beats being a scouse.


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post Feb 23 2010, 04:59 PM
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once i get a gold membership, i'll ease up on the killing to allow others to enjoy a victory biggrin.gif... i might do more driving and camping... or just try to cause a commotion with 10 vehicles blowing up in the middle of a fight... shit like that...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 23 2010, 04:59 PM) *
once i get a gold membership, i'll ease up on the killing to allow others to enjoy a victory biggrin.gif... i might do more driving and camping... or just try to cause a commotion with 10 vehicles blowing up in the middle of a fight... shit like that...

It's not in the bag yet mate! ph34r.gif
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:12 PM
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i said "ONCE" i win the gold... it's inevitable...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 23 2010, 05:12 PM) *
i said "ONCE" i win the gold... it's inevitable...

There aint a chance in hell you're gonna win a third match.........not with me around. ph34r.gif
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Feb 23 2010, 12:16 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 23 2010, 05:12 PM) *
i said "ONCE" i win the gold... it's inevitable...

There aint a chance in hell you're gonna win a third match.........not with me around. ph34r.gif

big talk from the guy who got $1500 biggrin.gif...

anyone have suggestions for the next location? i'm open to suggestions... i was thinking "the docks" but, i'll see what you guys think...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 23 2010, 05:21 PM) *
QUOTE (marney1 @ Feb 23 2010, 12:16 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 23 2010, 05:12 PM) *
i said "ONCE" i win the gold... it's inevitable...

There aint a chance in hell you're gonna win a third match.........not with me around. ph34r.gif

big talk from the guy who got $1500 biggrin.gif...

anyone have suggestions for the next location? i'm open to suggestions... i was thinking "the docks" but, i'll see what you guys think...

That $1500 is an estimate, I lost connection in the last 10 minutes remember? I'm sure I was in second place. angry.gif

Anyway the docks for the next game sounds good to me.........without blips?
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:38 PM
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Why the fuck is my avatar in the first post?


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 23 2010, 05:41 PM
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Maybe Marney wants to praise you enough to join our match this time. Anyway bones my suggestion of the setting for the next match will be Colony Island. smile.gif
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 23 2010, 05:38 PM) *
Why the fuck is my avatar in the first post?

Honest answer? I don't fucking know.
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:52 PM
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Oh, I'm already a confirmed player? mellow.gif
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE (Jacko90 @ Feb 23 2010, 12:41 PM) *
Maybe Marney wants to praise you enough to join our match this time. Anyway bones my suggestion of the setting for the next match will be Colony Charge Island. smile.gif

Much cooler.


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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Hey what's this? I thought I was already a confirmed player but suddenly my name disappeared from the first post and this "Joey90" dude came out of nowhere. mad.gif
Come on Marney stop playing with the "edit"-button. I want in!
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post Feb 23 2010, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE (Jacko90 @ Feb 23 2010, 05:59 PM) *
Hey what's this? I thought I was already a confirmed player but suddenly my name disappeared from the first post and this "Joey90" dude came out of nowhere. mad.gif
Come on Marney stop playing with the "edit"-button. I want in!

You are in Joe.
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Fine Joey it is. For now all the matches have been deathmatches (which is fine by me by the way) but I was thinking (too many suggestions) that maybe we could bring more gamemodes for these events like Turf War or Team Deathmatch. Members could start their own gangs and face each other in the Turf War Mode. How frickin' cool is that? Marney would do you think? I want gangs! Someone skillfull can make the gang logos and stuff and every member of the gang should wear similar color so they could be recognized by the rival gang.

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post Feb 23 2010, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE (Jacko90 @ Feb 23 2010, 06:10 PM) *
Fine Joey it is. For now all the matches have been deathmatches (which is fine by me by the way) but I was thinking (too many suggestions) that maybe we could bring more gamemodes for these events like Turf War or Team Deathmatch. Members could start their own gangs and face each other in the Turf War Mode. How frickin' cool is that? Marney would do you think? I want gangs! Someone skillfull can make the gang logos and stuff and every member of the gang should wear similar color so they could be recognized by the rival gang.

That sounds good but it's down to what the majority wants. These matches are always open for ideas but the winner of the last round has the final say.
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Yeah maybe I got too excited and I'm propably only one who cares enough to try the gang idea. sad.gif
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