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HongKongPhooey
post Aug 6 2008, 04:03 AM
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Ok heres somthing that has to do about ranting yet its about online play, so lets hear what you have to hate about online play.

lag "duh"
people that try to run you over because they cant shoot a gun
weapon types: powerfull, all
people that blow up the chopper in bomb da base
stupid racist kids "they think im chinese because of my s/n"
blips in prison
getting killed with one shot from like a block away with a smg "wtf"
zombies "i just think they are retarded, but oh do i love to kill them"
the race maps "wish there was like a speedring type of race"
free mode deathmatch "if i wanted to shoot people i would have went to dm"

Thats all I can think of for now, share your imput!


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post Aug 6 2008, 09:30 AM
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QUOTE(jesusdiceshoota @ Aug 6 2008, 05:03 AM) [snapback]1457928[/snapback]
Ok heres somthing that has to do about ranting yet its about online play, so lets hear what you have to hate about online play.

lag "duh" - AGREED
people that try to run you over because they cant shoot a gun - I enjoy dodging cars and find it funny getting run over
weapon types: powerfull, all - AGREED
people that blow up the chopper in bomb da base - AGREED
stupid racist kids "they think im chinese because of my s/n" - AGREED
blips in prison - Never played the prison map thingy
getting killed with one shot from like a block away with a smg "wtf" - AGREED
zombies "i just think they are retarded, but oh do i love to kill them" - AGREED
the race maps "wish there was like a speedring type of race" - I bet your American. Learn to steer.
free mode deathmatch "if i wanted to shoot people i would have went to dm" - Isn't that bad, it is GTA after all, free world.

Thats all I can think of for now, share your imput!


I agree with most tbh. Ive not played online for ages though.


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post Aug 6 2008, 09:50 AM
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1. When i'm in a match with someone really laggy, they run at you shooting, I run around the corrner to take cover, the "lag" bullets still manage to hit and kill me.
2. Joining a deathmatch to find it's a fucking rocket only match at the airport, how boring that is.
3. People who only know one strategy: Walk at you until they get a lock-on, I usually find they're the higher ranked players who think they're immortal.
4. Team Deathmatch where everyone on your team leaves and you're left facing 5 people, I usually end up getting a lot of kills though, since they relax and make a lot of mistakes.

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post Aug 6 2008, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE(ViceMan @ Aug 6 2008, 10:50 AM) [snapback]1457959[/snapback]
4. Team Deathmatch where everyone on your team leaves and you're left facing 5 people, I usually end up getting a lot of kills though, since they relax and make a lot of mistakes.

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I love when that happens to me, i do well on my own, i make mistakes on a team because i rush kills before somebody else kills me.


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post Aug 6 2008, 01:56 PM
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Yes I am an american "and proud of it" and I know howto steer, I think i am a fantastic driver, but once you get a 5 second head on someone its damn near impossible to catch up with them. I am just tired of the races I want a high speed all the time type of race.
As for getting ran over, when people try to run me over it doesnt work out too well for them, usually ends in a ninja roll and shots to thier face. But there is allways that one guy who all he does it try to run people over.
I would rather be on my own team unless its someone from my list, everyone tends to stay with me then steal my kills.

I also hate when it takes 3 mins for a team deathmatch to start because everyone is hopping teams so fucking much.
I also hate "gang turf" wtf this is retarded how about a classic capture the flag, that shit would own.


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post Aug 6 2008, 03:50 PM
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QUOTE(jesusdiceshoota @ Aug 6 2008, 02:56 PM) [snapback]1457985[/snapback]
Yes I am an american "and proud of it" and I know howto steer, I think i am a fantastic driver, but once you get a 5 second head on someone its damn near impossible to catch up with them. I am just tired of the races I want a high speed all the time type of race.
As for getting ran over, when people try to run me over it doesnt work out too well for them, usually ends in a ninja roll and shots to thier face. But there is allways that one guy who all he does it try to run people over.
I would rather be on my own team unless its someone from my list, everyone tends to stay with me then steal my kills.

I also hate when it takes 3 mins for a team deathmatch to start because everyone is hopping teams so fucking much.
I also hate "gang turf" wtf this is retarded how about a classic capture the flag, that shit would own.



Oh my, you’re another high speed straight lined junkie. Seen as though this thread is about what you hate in multiplayer, I hate people like you. You’re missing the point on the race subject, if it was straight lines at high speed, and someone just tapped your back end of the car to put you in a spin, you’ve got nooooo chance of catching. However more corners, slower race, there’s a hell of a lot more chance in gaining on your opponent by taking closer corners and the fact that there’s more corners for the race leader to mess up on. Your point is erroneous.

As for the other points, yea suppose that’s about right and I completely agree with the capture the flag game type. (Wasn’t there a capture the cars game type in the PSP version of III and VC? That would own online.)


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post Aug 6 2008, 06:14 PM
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Way to flame! I like how close drag races are, sure if some dipshit wrecks you your fucked, but these would be short races so who cares, where as you get fucked in a normal race when your in first then you lose like 5 seconds oh then you get hit again oh shit theres another 5 seconds shity deal. Damn i wish i could catch up, and i do have another lap to do so, but im already in last place and the person ahead of me allready has 5 seconds on me then the leader has like 20. Real fun, Drag races own and so does driving top speed all the damn time.

edit: by the way "tapped" wtf this isnt grand turismo, i have been blasted by people in races and not wrecked, maybee if they pit you out, you will wreck but that isnt that easy if you know wtf your doing, People try to pit me out every race im in, and it works out like maybe 10% of the time not even.

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post Aug 11 2008, 12:36 PM
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at high speeds its easy to tap and spin somebody out.. and at break neck speeds if you are lucky that person also flips a few times and doesn't have much of a car left to catch up with. Every time i play the game i must pit most people i catch up to with. however by the time i get over the line my own cars smashed so much and running so slowly i barely make first.

I dont know why im bothering complaining actually, i hardly ever connect online succesfully anymore.


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post Aug 11 2008, 02:59 PM
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I hate the matchmaking. Match making always ruins online play. It sucked in Resistance, it sucked in CoD4, it sucks in MGO but thankfully MGO also has a server list. If it didnt I wouldnt bother with the fucking game.


I WANT A FUCKING SERVER LIST!


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post Aug 11 2008, 04:59 PM
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yea server list owns, matchmaking puts you with some host that isnt even siting there, then like 8 people join and your trying to vote him out but no one votes, so you se like 7 boxes light up and off with check marks, its like fuckin idiots just vote the fucker out for christ sakes.


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post Aug 15 2008, 03:34 PM
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post Aug 16 2008, 04:57 PM
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Thanks. ph34r.gif I'm not playing online much anymore, can't be arsed with it now i'm back at work. I'm sure when I do start playing online again i'll be rusty as fuck.

Oh and, ViceMan + Assault rifle + Sniper rifle = One happy Vicey.

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post Aug 16 2008, 06:05 PM
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Thanks. ph34r.gif I'm not playing online much anymore, can't be arsed with it now i'm back at work. I'm sure when I do start playing online again i'll be rusty as fuck.

Oh and, ViceMan + Assault rifle + Sniper rifle = a one hit kill

you kicked my ass that time we played

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post Aug 16 2008, 06:14 PM
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I hate it when I'm playing hangman's noose. I am at the drop off point with petrovic and 2 teammates while my other idiot teammate is at the airport and doesn't know where to get a chopper. So then he takes about 20 minutes driving. So then 1 of my teammates gets bored and kills petrovic. TURN FF OFF ON PETROVIC!! Why kill him? You just wasted your time!!

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post Aug 16 2008, 07:51 PM
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QUOTE(SlickCriminal92 @ Aug 16 2008, 07:14 PM) [snapback]1459701[/snapback]
I hate it when I'm playing hangman's noose. I am at the drop off point with petrovic and 2 teammates while my other idiot teammate is at the airport and doesn't know where to get a chopper. So then he takes about 20 minutes driving. So then 1 of my teammates gets bored and kills petrovic. TURN FF OFF ON PETROVIC!! Why kill him? You just wasted your time!!


I absolutely abhor HMN, I tried it once, never again. I can just about bring myself to play deal breaker, even though it's extremely repetitive:

Go to goons->Kill goons->Wait outside in a decent car->Wait for the guy who's never played before to realise he has to collect the last package to continue the game->Kill more goons->Go to Peg's house->Repeat until bored (usually one game.) dry.gif

It might be a bit more interesting on hard with only two people playing, i've never tried it.


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post Aug 17 2008, 03:58 PM
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Thanks. ph34r.gif I'm not playing online much anymore, can't be arsed with it now i'm back at work. I'm sure when I do start playing online again i'll be rusty as fuck.

Oh and, ViceMan + Assault rifle + Sniper rifle = a one hit kill

you kicked my ass that time we played

finally admitted it?
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post Aug 17 2008, 06:03 PM
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Thanks. ph34r.gif I'm not playing online much anymore, can't be arsed with it now i'm back at work. I'm sure when I do start playing online again i'll be rusty as fuck.

Oh and, ViceMan + Assault rifle + Sniper rifle = a one hit kill

you kicked my ass that time we played

finally admitted it?


He's welcome to a rematch if he wants, my K/D ratio needs a boost. sleep.gif


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post Aug 18 2008, 03:32 PM
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Thanks. ph34r.gif I'm not playing online much anymore, can't be arsed with it now i'm back at work. I'm sure when I do start playing online again i'll be rusty as fuck.

Oh and, ViceMan + Assault rifle + Sniper rifle = a one hit kill

you kicked my ass that time we played

finally admitted it?


He's welcome to a rematch if he wants, my K/D ratio needs a boost. sleep.gif

i´m back on friday,need a big multiplayer session to make up for two weeks without gta blink.gif
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post Aug 18 2008, 04:58 PM
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I'll try and get on my PS3 Friday then, if I can be arsed after work that is.


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QUOTE(ViceMan @ Aug 18 2008, 05:58 PM) [snapback]1459961[/snapback]
I'll try and get on my PS3 Friday then, if I can be arsed after work that is.

cant say for certain,but i think i land in england late afternoon-ish if you need a precise time to come online.

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