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post Aug 12 2010, 06:22 PM
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Oh fucking lord.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

This looks, immense. The article is a really good read too.


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post Aug 12 2010, 06:29 PM
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This looks more interesting than the other two, but I doubt I'll play this one, either.


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post Aug 12 2010, 06:33 PM
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It seems a lot less claustrophobic compared to the other two enclosed underwater locations.


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i never even played the first two so, i know i won't be playing this one either... however, someday down the road i might at least check it out but, i am in no rush, it just doesn't appeal to me...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 12 2010, 06:47 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 12 2010, 07:36 PM) *
i never even played the first two so, i know i won't be playing this one either... however, someday down the road i might at least check it out but, i am in no rush, it just doesn't appeal to me...



If any, play the first, it's awesome, and really different from anything you've ever played. The second is the same old tbh.


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post Aug 12 2010, 06:58 PM
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The original Bioshock is as DuP says it is, you won't expect what you get. I've replayed it so many times, and everyone knows I struggle with replaying stories... This looks like it might be a refreshing change, that could win back people 2 lost.


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post Aug 12 2010, 08:05 PM
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I can't believe Massacre and b0nes haven't played either Bioshock. They are both amazing. They have the same atmosphere as Fallout 3 - but more terrifying. The guns and powers are very cool and the story is very, very, very good.

You're missing out.

Anyway, this looks amazing. I will definitely be scooping this up in the future.
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post Aug 12 2010, 09:37 PM
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I found Bioshock 2 so dull I couldn't complete it. I'm not bad with Linear games (I enjoyed Metro 2033) but it was a horrible form of linear where you felt you had no control where to go whatsoever.


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post Aug 12 2010, 11:28 PM
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How's Metro? It looked interesting.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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post Aug 12 2010, 11:45 PM
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It was a slow start but got better as you went along. Very creepy game though.


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post Aug 13 2010, 12:29 AM
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I was really intrigued by the lack of a HUD. Having to actually think about how much ammo you have is cool, and it would make it that much more intense when you run out of ammo without a flashing red zero in the corner.


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post Aug 13 2010, 12:47 AM
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There is a HUD saying how many bullets you have?


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 12 2010, 08:29 PM) *
I was really intrigued by the lack of a HUD. Having to actually think about how much ammo you have is cool, and it would make it that much more intense when you run out of ammo without a flashing red zero in the corner.

yea, i wish that game was multiplat... i was very interested in that as well... very fallout-esque it seemed but, with a more desperate feel... you even had batteries for flashlights and filters for your gas mask that needed replacement often... bullets were like chunks of gold down there... one worth probably more than a man...

it's one of the games i have on a list of 360 games i want to play if i ever get one...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 13 2010, 01:33 AM
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QUOTE (Pieface @ Aug 12 2010, 08:47 PM) *
There is a HUD saying how many bullets you have?

There is? Fuck. Well, I guess everything else is still guesswork.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Aug 15 2010, 02:28 PM
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I played through the bioshock 2 demo for about 15 minutes... wasn't impressed. This seems like a gimmick.


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