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Marney1
post Apr 27 2009, 05:37 AM
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This swine flu sweeping the earth at the moment is a bit confusing to say the least, I mean swine flu is normally passed onto humans through 'close contact' with pigs. Obviously not all the people infected up to now have been in close contact with pigs so maybe it's a new strain of the disease.
Whatever it is somebody in the pharmecutical business is going to get rich from it.

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post Apr 27 2009, 05:40 AM
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post Apr 27 2009, 05:44 AM
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QUOTE(Marneyless @ Apr 27 2009, 06:40 AM) [snapback]1498892[/snapback]
I never eat the hog. As my mother said, you are what you eat.


Mmmm? Can you catch it from being in contact with pork meat I wonder? ohmy.gif
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post Apr 27 2009, 12:09 PM
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Well it's not exactly sweeping through the Earth, not yet anyway
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post Apr 27 2009, 01:41 PM
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Hmm, I'm having second thoughts about those pork chops I have marinating for dinner tonight.

Edit: Oh shit, I had bacon for breakfast.

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post Apr 27 2009, 01:57 PM
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I thought this was called Swine Fu.

As in pig fighting or something. What a ripoff.

And if you can catch it by eating pork I'm safe, I don't eat pork.
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post Apr 27 2009, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Apr 27 2009, 09:57 AM) [snapback]1498927[/snapback]
And if you can catch it by eating pork I'm safe, I don't eat pork.

What, are you Jewish or something?


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post Apr 27 2009, 04:24 PM
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Or muslim?

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post Apr 27 2009, 04:27 PM
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lol, being a vegetarian or not eating Pork won't save you from anything. The reason this Virus is so "worrying" is because it can transmit from Human to Human, you know like the regular illnesses like colds etc..
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post Apr 27 2009, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(The Marnstizzle @ Apr 27 2009, 05:27 PM) [snapback]1498954[/snapback]
lol, being a vegetarian or not eating Pork won't save you from anything. The reason this Virus is so "worrying" is because it can transmit from Human to Human, you know like the regular illnesses like colds etc..


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What exactly is swine flu? Psycho I'll give you a shiny new penny if you tell me.
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post Apr 27 2009, 07:18 PM
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE





Had to be said. And there is only one report of it in Europe, in Spain. Not exactly horrifying.


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post Apr 27 2009, 07:33 PM
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just another pandemic created by some pill-pusher company in hopes of selling it's cure for billions of $$$... and the chance for our government to test it's "quarantine" drills before they unleash hell...

all these man-made diseases trouble me...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 27 2009, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(bOnEs @ Apr 27 2009, 08:33 PM) [snapback]1498983[/snapback]
just another pandemic created by some pill-pusher company in hopes of selling it's cure for billions of $$$... and the chance for our government to test it's "quarantine" drills before they unleash hell...

all these man-made diseases trouble me...


Exactly what I wanted to say but was afraid of being called a conspiracy nut ^
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post Apr 27 2009, 08:24 PM
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Rofl, one of the people Obama met when he went to Mexico died. Obama will be next. Or maybe Obama planted it!


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post Apr 27 2009, 09:20 PM
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theres 2 people in scotland with it an some others are bein tested. only 1 person in manchester has been mentioned as a 3rd. Im goin to barricade myself in with the dog and turn into a less brave version of will smith on I am legend. oh and Im also white and english

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post Apr 27 2009, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(marney1 @ Apr 27 2009, 03:56 PM) [snapback]1498987[/snapback]
QUOTE(bOnEs @ Apr 27 2009, 08:33 PM) [snapback]1498983[/snapback]
just another pandemic created by some pill-pusher company in hopes of selling it's cure for billions of $$$... and the chance for our government to test it's "quarantine" drills before they unleash hell...

all these man-made diseases trouble me...


Exactly what I wanted to say but was afraid of being called a conspiracy nut ^

just about every major news story in this country reeks of conspiracy... i am a conspiracy nut, born and raised laugh.gif... don't believe everything you read, and don't forget to wear your tin-foil hats...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 27 2009, 09:33 PM
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Get the FEMA camps open quick!
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post Apr 27 2009, 09:39 PM
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QUOTE(marney1 @ Apr 27 2009, 05:33 PM) [snapback]1499008[/snapback]
Get the FEMA camps open quick!

quick? as in, 5 days from now quick?


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 27 2009, 09:48 PM
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The earth is overpopulated and this is a trial run for a much bigger bio attack to be launched in the near future.
As we all know the US government enjoy killing their own people.

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