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post Jun 15 2010, 06:16 AM
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when the price drops to $150, i'll buy a 360... because i want to check out some of their library... but, i am not spending $300 for another system when i got one humming along right now... when the price is right, i'll buy it because, i want to see what all the fuss is about for a few of their games like mass effect, fable, alan wake, and left 4 dead...

Arcade units will probably be $150 at Christmas.

but i thought you couldn't save stuff to the HD on those units... i might be willing to check out xbox live at some point for a few months and possibly download a game or two as well... but, this idea is still a ways away laugh.gif... there's current and future games left yet to buy...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 15 2010, 10:41 AM
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post Jun 15 2010, 01:51 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 14 2010, 03:07 PM) *
For those of you who aren't flipping back and forth between Spike TV and G4, The Xbox 360 Slim, a.k.a. Xbox Bandwagon, has been announced. Smaller, quieter, and overrated, the new Xbox has a 250 gig hard drive and built-in wifi. It's expected to release by the end of the week, but Microsoft has already shipped out a brand-fucking-new Bandwagon to the homes of everyone in attendence at the new console's reveal.

For some reason, I felt the need to be the person who posted this, so here it is. More details to come.



-Edit-

More details have come, all up in that ass.

The Bandwagon is going to be your only Xbox option soon, as the current 360 models have already been discontinued and only the new slim model will be produced from now on. The Arcade system has been dropped to $149, and the Elite system is now $249, so if you're looking to get a 360 on the cheap, do it now. bOnEs, I'm talking to you. Don't miss out on the Microsoft-y goodness.

That new Xbox looks totally slutty. I like the looks of it.



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post Jun 15 2010, 03:26 PM
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I know I sound like a Fanboy, *Stares at audience* but... way to jump on the Sony bandwagon Microsoft...
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post Jun 15 2010, 04:01 PM
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Being a lover of both consoles (admittedly preferring the PS3, but that may be simple cause I have always been able to get online with it, and the better controller), how'd the jump on the bandwagon? By upgrading it? It had to happen at some point. They still don't have a solution to High Def movies though.. and no iPlayer (for us brits), and no larger disk size yet...

Ps, just so I don't sound like I'm startin' shit - I love you Pickles.


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post Jun 15 2010, 04:48 PM
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How is the PS3 controller better? I think it's too small, it makes my fingers cramp up during lengthy play sessions. The 360 controller feels better to me, but I don't have Ast's dainty little lady hands.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Jun 15 2010, 05:22 PM
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I didn't know the Xbox gamepad was larger. My fingers are long but I have no problems with Sony Dualshock 2. And I like that it is symetric; the two joysticks are where my thumbs are. The Xbox looks weird and I guess they did so just to look different from Sony's Dualshock.



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post Jun 15 2010, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 15 2010, 05:48 PM) *
How is the PS3 controller better? I think it's too small, it makes my fingers cramp up during lengthy play sessions. The 360 controller feels better to me, but I don't have Ast's dainty little lady hands.

If ever I say something is better just take it as my opinion - it's a well known fact that the 360 controller is the preferred. Even if it is a lump.

And my hands are a fair size, thankyou! v.gif


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post Jun 15 2010, 05:34 PM
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Barely. Your fisting efforts are pathetic. Or maybe I have arthritis and it just seems like the PS3 controller is causing the cramping.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Jun 15 2010, 05:51 PM
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My fists are like trucks. OT though, the DS3 doesn't cause me any cramp and I play on a good play session up to 8 hours. I like that my hands fit it well. Plus you have to admit the D-Pad pisses all over the 360 controllers. I could never ever get it to click on the first try, unless I mashed it.
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post Jun 15 2010, 06:01 PM
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The 360's D-Pad sucks, I'll admit that. I like the placement on the controller better, though.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Jun 15 2010, 06:08 PM
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I don't disagree on the controller placement, but I don't exactly agree either. Whenever I swap between the 360's controller and the DualShock 3 I don't even notice the difference. They're both really sound designs.


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post Jun 15 2010, 06:43 PM
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it's true, there is a reason why all the big sports guys play games on the 360... the playstation remote is just too damn small for bigger people... even the 360 remotes look small in their hands... so, there is a small part of the gaming community that just can't use the PS3 remotes due to their size...

for the rest of us average people, it fits like a glove biggrin.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 15 2010, 10:06 PM
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Is D-Pad something else than the standard Xbox controller?


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post Jun 15 2010, 11:12 PM
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The D-Pad is the directional buttons on the left hand side of the controller.


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post Jun 16 2010, 11:33 AM
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Dell/Alienware fucked up with this design, it needs more neon...


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post Jun 16 2010, 12:09 PM
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post Jun 16 2010, 04:33 PM
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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Jun 16 2010, 08:23 PM
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I like PS3 controller better prolly just cause I am used to them..


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QUOTE (Asthenia @ Jun 15 2010, 07:12 PM) *
The D-Pad is the directional buttons on the left hand side of the controller.

LOL. Why is.... ah, D is for Directional. rolleyes.gif



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