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post Aug 3 2009, 10:07 PM
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well i know there's a bunch of football fans here but, they're fans of the wrong kind of football... anyways, are there any AMERICANS interested in playing the real kind of football?? i sent an invitation to you stoic in case your interested again this year... but, i'd like to fill this up and i am posting at the forums i frequent (lol, which is only two) and hope to get between 8 and 12 teams... last year there was 8 but, i don't know how many of those will be returning... a couple of of my friends might join and, i might recruit some people here at work as well...

if your interested, post here and i'll PM you the information needed... it's with yahoo! fantasy sports in case that makes some sort of difference (i know some people have their preferences as to what site hosts the league)...


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As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

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You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 3 2009, 10:41 PM
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What the fuck is fantasy football?


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post Aug 3 2009, 11:52 PM
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we usually just have people pick the games and keep score throughout the season...


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post Aug 4 2009, 12:34 AM
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well, that's cool too... i was just asking if anyone was interested in joining my league... i've been at it for about 4 years or so...

you draft any players from the NFL that haven't been selected.... and you also pick these guys from certain positions like QB, RB, WR TE, K, DEF... you try to pick the best available guys, that's how you get points... touchdowns, yards, receptions, kicks, and team defenses... then roll with your team into the season and compete against other teams with other players... you can even let a computer pick your players for you if your not sure... that's just for those who don't know... like analog up there... i don't even think he likes sports laugh.gif...

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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 4 2009, 12:54 PM
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I played last year and I think it was bOnes and I in the finals against each other. All those other kids are push overs. Damn straight I'm up for another year of shit talking and kicking ass with Yahoo Sports.

Checking my email now.
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post Aug 5 2009, 09:25 PM
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Aye, the real football, where it can't be called plain football because every other country apart from America has adopted it for the other type of football. And also the real football where you barely use your foot.


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post Aug 5 2009, 09:37 PM
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Leave it to a Brit to get pissy about the naming of a sport.
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post Aug 5 2009, 09:46 PM
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Leave it to an arogant American to think that America invented everything, and they're "real" when relatively they're quite young on the world.


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post Aug 5 2009, 09:53 PM
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What?

I think part of the establishment of America was taking names of sports that people in England like and changing the name of them just to piss off the King. Example: Football - Soccer; Cricket - Women's Basketball

So who invented football, as in the NFL? Who invented soccer, as in futbol?

Leave it to an arrogant American to not give a shit what the limeys think. Can't wait for the draft.
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post Aug 5 2009, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Aug 5 2009, 10:53 PM) [snapback]1516870[/snapback]
What?

I think part of the establishment of America was taking names of sports that people in England like and changing the name of them just to piss off the King. Example: Football - Soccer; Cricket - Women's Basketball

So who invented football, as in the NFL? Who invented soccer, as in futbol?

Leave it to an arrogant American to not give a shit what the limeys think. Can't wait for the draft.


You kinda proved my point. Thank you smile.gif


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post Aug 5 2009, 09:59 PM
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Ooh fight!

OT; I don't like NFL.
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post Aug 5 2009, 10:02 PM
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OT Means Off Topic doesn't it?


And I like NFL, I just don't see why Football is used as the name, when there is little foot used, and I don't see a ball anywhere.


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post Aug 5 2009, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(Pieface @ Aug 5 2009, 11:02 PM) [snapback]1516875[/snapback]
OT Means Off Topic doesn't it?


And I like NFL, I just don't see why Football is used as the name, when there is little foot used, and I don't see a ball anywhere.

I don't know why they call it football either and I always thought OT meant On Topic, your the moderator you tell me.
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post Aug 6 2009, 04:26 AM
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QUOTE(Pieface @ Aug 5 2009, 09:46 PM) [snapback]1516867[/snapback]
Leave it to an arogant American to think that America invented everything, and they're "real" when relatively they're quite young on the world.



America did invent everything, worth while. Keep your soccer, i guess. O.o.

What did the UK event? America! So just STFU and be proud of your single greatest contribution to the world.


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And I like NFL, I just don't see why Football is used as the name, when there is little foot used, and I don't see a ball anywhere.
I'm pretty sure it was a marketing gimmick for when the game first started.

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just another case of piefail.


I don't know a whole lot about every player so fantasy football seems to complicated for me, so i don't think i'll be joining in.

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post Aug 6 2009, 03:06 PM
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we call it football because well, that's what it's called... who cares if it shares it's name with some other boring sport... we like it how it is, smash-mouth entertainment where guys in pads hit each other as hard as they can... and don't give me no damn rugby reference... no one wants to watch 300 pound guys with ripping steroid muscles unless your gay or named analogkid...

so, i take it stoic is the only one joining from here then... geez, just like last year...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 16 2009, 04:29 PM
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