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post Mar 30 2010, 01:08 AM
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I seriously can't be the only thinking that these two are the most fucking useless "sidekicks" in the history of sidekicks? They can't shoot the fucking broad side of a barn, they constantly have to be standing 6 inches away from you in a fire fight and when you crouch down they almost always stand in front of you. Only good thing about them is Armando has his gun van...


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post Mar 30 2010, 02:03 AM
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I haven't had the problem with them being infront of me, they just have horrible accuracy on my game.


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post Mar 30 2010, 03:22 AM
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if they were too good you wouldn't have to do any work. wink.gif


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post Mar 30 2010, 04:17 AM
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'Tis not my job to baby sit them, just a large annoyance. Especially when they sit in the vehicle while it's burning and I'm standing there trying not to believe these two jackasses sit there and i have to redo that whole drug war, 'cause they felt like getting blown the fuck up.


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post Mar 30 2010, 01:17 PM
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I remember they spent the majority of their time at the hospital in my game.
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post Mar 30 2010, 04:32 PM
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Well, I'm awesome, so I haven't had any problems with them. Especially since I waited until I beat the game before I started the Drug Wars. Yusef's SMG can clear out a whole rival gang in no time.


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post Mar 31 2010, 02:40 PM
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hey, dwayne's thugs are pretty useless too... they're more of a distraction... enemies will focus their attention on them if they're the ones doing the shooting... so, they have their uses but, don't expect them to help you kill enemies...

i once sat behind cover to see how long it took two of dwayne's thugs to take down an enemy... let's just say they both went through a few clips before dropping him laugh.gif...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

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You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 4 2010, 04:32 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 30 2010, 09:32 AM) *
Well, I'm awesome, so I haven't had any problems with them. Especially since I waited until I beat the game before I started the Drug Wars. Yusef's SMG can clear out a whole rival gang in no time.


Same here, never had a problem with them.



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post Apr 28 2010, 10:08 AM
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QUOTE (ConQueSteD @ Mar 30 2010, 05:17 AM) *
'Tis not my job to baby sit them, just a large annoyance. Especially when they sit in the vehicle while it's burning and I'm standing there trying not to believe these two jackasses sit there and i have to redo that whole drug war, 'cause they felt like getting blown the fuck up.


I've done at least two drug wars where both of them were killed and I still took the stuff back to the drop off point. And in the cutscene Luis was just standing by himself.

However, I think they're more useful than the gang members in TL&D.


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post Apr 30 2010, 09:12 AM
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Exactly, the only survivor necessary to win a drug war is LL. And A&H are ready for another war as if nothing had happened.
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post Jun 22 2010, 04:33 PM
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The only problem with losing Henrique and Armando is you lose a bit of the money, maybe to pay for their hospital bills?.
It looks like $1000 each.
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post Jun 25 2010, 10:59 AM
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Oh come on, as if drug wars were really about money. I only care to get out of them alive myself and reach destination asap.
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