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post Sep 13 2009, 01:38 AM
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Saints Row series a GTA Knock off done shitty.


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post Sep 13 2009, 04:52 PM
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Worst game I've ever played has to be the latest Sonic game on PS3. My partner is a hardcore sonic fan, and she bought it. It was so terrible i made her take it back and swap it for call of duty 3 when it first came out!


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post Sep 13 2009, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE (ConQueSteD @ Sep 12 2009, 09:38 PM) *
Saints Row series a GTA Knock off done shitty.

The story? Hell yeah. But the free-roaming in Saints Row 2 is magnificent.


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post Sep 13 2009, 07:04 PM
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SR2 does have some stuff that i wish GTA had but i just hated how SR played, and then they took the cheap shots towards R* and GTA it made me feel like SR2 developers haven't graduated high school yet.


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post Sep 17 2009, 07:36 AM
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Some elements of SR2 were good, but the story...

Also, replayable missions and the ability to change your sex, build etc whenever you wanted ruined all replayability.

But SR2 certainly isn't the worst game ever.

I can't pick a standout, but the following come to mind when thinking of really bad games.

Superman 64
Jaws (although, eating people was fun for 30 seconds)
Shaq-fu
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub Zero
Jurassic Park: The Lost World
The Fifth Element
Rebel Alliance II
Jurassic Park (Mega Drive/Genesis)
Any cricket game


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post Sep 17 2009, 01:32 PM
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^ JAWS - that game was horrible. It had a few moments; eating people did get old after a minute or two though.
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post Sep 19 2009, 06:58 PM
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Iron man. Played the demo when it came out. It was fucking shit.


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post Sep 19 2009, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE (QD-O @ Sep 19 2009, 07:58 PM) *
Iron man. Played the demo when it came out. It was fucking shit.



Most Film > games are shit. Well they have had a pretty bad history anyway. Some games these days are starting to get better. Terminator Salvation was okay. Transformers was okay... well maybe not. But not as bad as they used to be. The only game i've played ported from a film that has been better, was Golden Eye.


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post Sep 19 2009, 08:58 PM
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Quantum of Solace was a good movie game.


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post Sep 25 2009, 02:04 AM
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Worst game ive ever bought is Damnation on the ps3. Spent 20 on it and could only play it for 15 minutes and then had to turn it off. How the makers can sleep at night knowing they release such rubbish is beyond me. It's an insult to gaming.

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DO NOT BUY DAMNATION! or even waste a moment of your life playing this game.


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post Sep 27 2009, 02:04 PM
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This - although I did wear it out playing it, oh and the 3D specs were total shit.
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post Sep 29 2009, 12:51 AM
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Driv3r was awesome as long as you didn't step outside of the car, the car physics were ripe for fucking about with. Then again why play that when GTA exists...

I'll state that the worst game ever is Barbie Horse Adventures, purely because I said it was the worst ever in the old version of this topic. I saw it being played in a shop once, it horrified me.


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post Sep 29 2009, 12:45 PM
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I'll second that, saw my sister playing it once
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post Sep 29 2009, 01:02 PM
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This was pretty poo because it only took me and my mate about 4 hours to finish so we took it back the shop the same day and got a refund which we spent on Rad Racer. angry.gif

Don't bother watching the whole vid, you'll get the idea in about a minute.

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post Sep 29 2009, 02:02 PM
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Festers Quest was shit.
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post Sep 29 2009, 05:22 PM
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i actually played it too... it was at a friend's birthday party some 20 years ago...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 29 2009, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 29 2009, 06:22 PM) *


i actually played it too... it was at a friend's birthday party some 20 years ago...


I wont deny its shit but i had fun with it a few years ago
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post Oct 14 2009, 09:04 PM
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No offense, but any game on the N64 or the SNES.


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No offense, but any game on the N64 or the SNES.

OFFENDED!!! the nintendo 64 is the best system ever made IMO...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Oct 18 2009, 01:18 PM
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