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post Apr 13 2010, 02:29 PM
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i watched it the other day and was it supposed to be funny? it just annoyed the hell out of me and i wished i didn't watch it.
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post Apr 13 2010, 08:12 PM
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I saw it with some friends and it bored the shit out of me. The only good part i found was the ending, the rest was just horrible comedy.


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post Apr 14 2010, 12:50 PM
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QUOTE (ConQueSteD @ Apr 13 2010, 08:12 PM) *
I saw it with some friends and it bored the shit out of me. The only good part i found was the ending, the rest was just horrible comedy.


agree. what's with the whole army base gone high on dope. nuhhh.. even Eddie Murphy is funnier than this, i hate Eddie Murphy.
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post Apr 14 2010, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE (Spoiler @ Apr 14 2010, 08:50 AM) *
QUOTE (ConQueSteD @ Apr 13 2010, 08:12 PM) *
I saw it with some friends and it bored the shit out of me. The only good part i found was the ending, the rest was just horrible comedy.


agree. what's with the whole army base gone high on dope. nuhhh.. even Eddie Murphy is funnier than this, i hate Eddie Murphy.

That sounds awesome.
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post Apr 14 2010, 07:18 PM
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I guess they were all fucked up on LSD and then placed it in the water supply and they had powered eggs which required water, Either way i would recommend if you want to see this movie you watch it off the internet and not pay to see it.


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post Apr 14 2010, 08:44 PM
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Eh, I heard it was completely NOT FUNNY and had no desire to see it.

Still don't and won't.
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post Apr 14 2010, 09:33 PM
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you guys have no sense of humor... i thought it was one of the better comedies of '09... maybe it was too "high" brow or some shit for you guys... i found it to be hilarious...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 15 2010, 12:59 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Apr 14 2010, 09:33 PM) *
you guys have no sense of humor... i thought it was one of the better comedies of '09... maybe it was too "high" brow or some shit for you guys... i found it to be hilarious...

dude, how could it be high brow since it tries to be Naked Gun and failed.
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post Apr 15 2010, 02:38 PM
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i didn't see any naked gun in it, maybe that's why it failed to you... this was no slapstick comedy, it was light humor on a very "true" story... and jeff bridges was like, the big lebowski 20 years later, lol laugh.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 15 2010, 03:24 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Apr 15 2010, 03:38 PM) *
i didn't see any naked gun in it, maybe that's why it failed to you... this was no slapstick comedy, it was light humor on a very "true" story... and jeff bridges was like, the big lebowski 20 years later, lol laugh.gif...


yeah, the film says in the beginning "more of truth to this than you would imagine". any prove that you come across? it's not funny but kinda fuck up if it's true.
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post Apr 15 2010, 04:10 PM
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it really was a government/military funded research project... it's in the records... they thought they really could create a non-violent warrior who could kill without violence... i am not sure how much of the movie was actually true but, i bet a lot of it was...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Apr 29 2010, 12:14 AM
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I found it funny. Not side-splitting but I certainly wasn't bored.


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