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post Mar 28 2010, 04:16 AM
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I laughed, hard.


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QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Mar 13 2009, 01:45 AM) *
The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Mar 28 2010, 07:44 AM
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post Mar 28 2010, 08:32 AM
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Hell yeah.


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post Mar 28 2010, 06:40 PM
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Dolph! Comedy event of the year.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Mar 28 2010, 09:07 PM
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Even though Jason Statham is in this movie, there's enough mindless violence and Stallone to get me to see it. I'll be there.


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post Mar 29 2010, 01:45 AM
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I agree with all of these comments.


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QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Mar 13 2009, 01:45 AM) *
The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Mar 29 2010, 02:20 AM
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post Mar 29 2010, 02:29 AM
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Arnie and Willis are in it too.


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QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Mar 13 2009, 01:45 AM) *
The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Mar 29 2010, 03:11 AM
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And Stone Cold Steve Austin. It should be great.


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post Mar 29 2010, 04:44 PM
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The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture?


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Mar 29 2010, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 29 2010, 12:44 PM) *
The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture?

Yes.

This movie looks ridiculous.
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post Mar 30 2010, 04:28 AM
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Bautista from Dexter!

Anyone? Anyone?


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post Mar 30 2010, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 30 2010, 04:36 AM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 29 2010, 12:44 PM) *
The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture?

Yes.

This movie looks ridiculous.

Probably why I'm excited.


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post Apr 4 2010, 01:40 AM
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During the movie youll probably end up growing a full beard and gaining at least 30lbs of muscle
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post Apr 4 2010, 03:37 AM
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This movie is going to be fucking amazing.


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post Aug 4 2010, 07:39 PM
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Lots of big people and many guns. sounds like a METAL COATED SAUSAGE FEST! Sounds like fun.


This film is out in like less than two weeks. I might watch it.


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post Aug 5 2010, 02:56 AM
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Excuse me...where is Steven Seagal?
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post Aug 5 2010, 06:00 PM
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I've always thought of Seagal as B-list, to be honest. Even though some of his movies were okay, he never got A-list recognition.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Aug 5 2010, 09:14 PM
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i'm watching this... i don't think it will be any good because, it's written by stallone... but, it's got a who's who list of action movies stars... and going in with low expectations will keep it entertaining for me biggrin.gif... willis, statham, li, rourke, stallone, crews, austin and even ahhnohld...

it'll be interesting to see how they play off each other on the big screen... who's going to play the idiot, the muscle, the brains, the sensible one, the crazy one, the one that dies at the end, etc...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 6 2010, 03:37 AM
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QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 4 2010, 10:56 PM) *
Excuse me...where is Steven Seagal?


Or JCVD. Wesley Snipes. Kiefer Sutherland. Matt Damon. Vin Diesel. Danny Trejo. There's a list of people who could have been included instead of football players or wrestlers.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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