IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> Top 12 awful twilight tatoos
Guest_haveaniceday_*
post Jul 8 2010, 10:00 AM
Post #1





Guests






Top 12 awful twilight tatoos
http://dealvs.com/index.php/2010/06/30/the...ilight-tattoos/

preview:


Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
ViceMan
post Jul 8 2010, 10:19 AM
Post #2


Pessimistic nihilistic.
*********

Group: Members
Posts: 1,434
Joined: 23-March 05
From: South Ockendon, Essex, England
Member No.: 10,896
PSN Name: ViceyThaShizzle



I think most tattoos that are actually of something, i.e. a person or a piece of text look awful, because it just goes waaay too far in the obsession stakes, I like a lot of things but i'd never get them permanently engraved on my body. Besides that it's a waste of money.


--------------------



Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
bOnEs
post Jul 8 2010, 03:47 PM
Post #3


doesn't play well with others...
*********

Group: Staff
Posts: 2,316
Joined: 28-March 08
From: michigan...
Member No.: 38,893
XBL Gamertag: your mother...
PSN Name: artistadam
Xfire Identity: i said your mother!!



haha laugh.gif... what a bunch of losers... hey i accept that some women are obsessed over this, i see it all the time around here... but guys getting twilight tattoos?? come on, they're either whipped by their girlfriend and have seen them so many times that they have grown to love the characters... or they're gay...


--------------------



QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
ViceMan
post Jul 8 2010, 04:00 PM
Post #4


Pessimistic nihilistic.
*********

Group: Members
Posts: 1,434
Joined: 23-March 05
From: South Ockendon, Essex, England
Member No.: 10,896
PSN Name: ViceyThaShizzle



TBH I don't even know what Twilight is, I think i've heard it mentioned somewhere... Oh, here, in this topic. Yes, it looks very faggy anyway.


--------------------



Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
PabloHoneyOle
post Jul 8 2010, 04:59 PM
Post #5


Boss
Group Icon

Group: Gold Member
Posts: 1,285
Joined: 6-May 08
Member No.: 40,397



I have a tattoo of wolves howling at the moon and jacking off on each other.

I tell all the teenage girls it is a Twilight tattoo and then they show me their developing breasts.
Achievements
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 21st December 2014 - 07:39 PM

GTA 5 | GTA San Andreas | Red Dead Redemption | GTA 4