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post Oct 12 2004, 06:25 AM
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CJ, Fido, and Tommy are granted to spawn one thing that would benefit them.

Fido spawned a tool to speak.

Tommy spawned a tool for him to swim

CJ spawned a tool for him to be white.

Tommy, utterly floored asks: "CJ! Why the hell did you turn yourself white?!"

CJ responds: "I don't know, ask the asshole behind the controller"


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post Oct 12 2004, 06:27 AM
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Racist much?


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post Oct 12 2004, 06:27 AM
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thats not a bad joke o wait a minute i'm the one behind the controller


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post Oct 12 2004, 06:28 AM
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post Oct 12 2004, 07:05 AM
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LOLOLOLOLOL. Poor CJ. sad.gif

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post Oct 12 2004, 03:26 PM
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you calling me an asshole? bring it on!


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post Oct 12 2004, 03:32 PM
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lol duffman

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post Oct 13 2004, 12:48 AM
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You guys who hold CJ back being a black computer animation, are really low. Once you get out of your 3 year old inbred mindsets, you will see that you're wrong. Either that, or people like youselves will become the minority. irony at its finest. smile.gif
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post Oct 13 2004, 02:12 AM
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yea okay like the white race will ever become a minority


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post Oct 13 2004, 07:01 AM
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QUOTE (ESPL @ Oct 12 2004, 07:12 PM)
yea okay like the white race will ever become a minority

dry.gif ...look at the number of white people in the total japanese population, tardfuck. Whites are minorities, depending on where you are in the world. rolleyes.gif


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post Oct 13 2004, 10:34 AM
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Are you gonna bark all day.... little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Back on topic: Wheres the bad joke/bad racial slur of the day???


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post Oct 14 2004, 06:07 AM
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who did christopher reeves wish he was?



















christopher walken. (walken = walking)
PS: tahts a fucked up joke... but you asked for one, so there it is.


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post Oct 14 2004, 05:55 PM
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LOL I going to drown myself


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post Oct 14 2004, 06:38 PM
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howcome nearly all the thread in this forum always boil down the race arguements, as for the joke it was utter shite.


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