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post Oct 10 2010, 12:14 AM
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I don't even consider the Resident Evil series to be video game movies. They're not really tied into the games much at all. We need a reboot, and keep Milla Jovovich's foxy ass out of it this time.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Oct 12 2010, 01:49 AM
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i didn't even bother with the 4th resident evil... the third one was enough to say, "that's it, i'm done"... what they need to is make another silent hill movie because to me, that's the best video-game adaptation... they're in the works right now on an "uncharted: drake's fortune" movie, which could end up being the best one but, knowing hollywood, they're going to ruin a hollywood-like video game when they try to hollywood-ize it... ya dig??

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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Oct 12 2010, 10:26 AM
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I liked the Tomb Raider movies, they weren't bad.


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post Oct 12 2010, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE (Pieface @ Oct 12 2010, 06:26 AM) *
I liked the Tomb Raider movies, they weren't bad.

That's some siggable quote right thur.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Oct 21 2010, 01:48 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Oct 11 2010, 09:49 PM) *
i didn't even bother with the 4th resident evil... the third one was enough to say, "that's it, i'm done"... what they need to is make another silent hill movie because to me, that's the best video-game adaptation... they're in the works right now on an "uncharted: drake's fortune" movie, which could end up being the best one but, knowing hollywood, they're going to ruin a hollywood-like video game when they try to hollywood-ize it... ya dig??

Uncharted is such an easy adaptation cause the game is so cinematic. If they fuck it upI've lost all faith in modern film.


I agree with silent hill being the best. It really stayed true to the game.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938330/

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