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post Jul 21 2010, 06:51 PM
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Fable makes me happy. This is the topic about it. You can discuss I and II, but it's mostly about Fable III.

Here's a trailer or two.





And here's an interview I posted without watching.


And here's four screenshots I posted before I got tired of doing this.





And here's the link to the rest of the screenshots.

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post Jul 21 2010, 06:57 PM
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I'll pick this up at some point. Looks alot like a cleaned up version of Fable 2.
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post Jul 21 2010, 07:01 PM
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It's a release day purchase for me.


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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Jul 21 2010, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Jul 21 2010, 03:01 PM) *
It's a release day purchase for me.

Why? I haven't really heard anything regarding the gameplay or storyline to make it a day one for me.
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post Jul 21 2010, 07:07 PM
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if i had an xbox, i'd be interested in the fable series... and also the mass effect series as well... those are two RPG's i wouldn't mind checking out... i can't stand JPRG's anymore, they're gay... the PS3 doesn't really have any good RPG's except for those gay JRPG's...

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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jul 21 2010, 07:17 PM
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If you had a PC, you could play Fable and Mass Effect.

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Jul 21 2010, 03:01 PM) *
It's a release day purchase for me.

Why? I haven't really heard anything regarding the gameplay or storyline to make it a day one for me.

It's Fable, that's enough for me. Plus, the Limited Edition is sure to sell out just as fast as New Vegas' LE will. Which is why I preordered both.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Jul 21 2010, 07:55 PM
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i do have a PC, i just don't have a very good one laugh.gif... it's about 5 years passed extinction... i don't even know how it's still kicking...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jul 21 2010, 09:41 PM
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I wonder the same thing about my mother's computer, which I appropriated when I moved out. That's my "Last Resort" computer, which I used the entire time my good PC was busted.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Jul 22 2010, 01:19 AM
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Im going to get it.

I need to get another TV and XBOX because at present MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOGGING MY XBOX playing Fable 2.

>_>
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post Jul 22 2010, 04:57 AM
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See, the thing is, guys can play Xbox while receiving oral sex, women cannot. Next time she's hogging the Xbox, go to the bathroom and jerk off, then come back and give her some mouth lovin'. When you're done, tell her it's her turn, and while she's struggling to get you to cum, the Xbox will be available. Problem solved.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Jul 22 2010, 05:15 AM
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QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Jul 21 2010, 09:19 PM) *
Im going to get it.

I need to get another TV and XBOX because at present MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOGGING MY XBOX playing Fable 2.

>_>

what, there's no turns in your house??

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jul 22 2010, 07:53 AM
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QUOTE (Ben Grundy Wilson @ Jul 22 2010, 06:15 AM) *
QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Jul 21 2010, 09:19 PM) *
Im going to get it.

I need to get another TV and XBOX because at present MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOGGING MY XBOX playing Fable 2.

>_>

what, there's no turns in your house??

*makes a whip cracking sound*

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I'm the same as bOnEs here.. At the moment I don't have an Xbox at all. Died, moved out, turned to prostitution, etc. I'd be really interested in getting hold of Fable and Mass Effect though.


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post Aug 5 2010, 11:35 PM
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If you pre order the game you can go to xbox.com/fableIII (I think thats the link) and create your own NPC that gives you a quest in the game.

Pretty damn neat, you get to make his/her personality whatever you want it to be.

And I mean, you can play around with it without preordering...but to get the person actually IN the game...you have to preorder.

Oh...and also



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oh hey guys, so i herd you like fable three, well i like fable three too!


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post Aug 9 2010, 02:21 AM
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Never heard of it.


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post Sep 6 2010, 08:26 PM
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I've played World of Warcraft, is Fable a similar type of RPG? Travel around casting spells on enemies? More emphasis on puzzles, perhaps? The screenshots looks good.

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post Sep 20 2010, 01:34 PM
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The achievements are out for Fable III. Makes me want to get it, bad. It's chock full of all the things that makes Fable great.

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/fa...3/achievements/
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post Sep 20 2010, 04:38 PM
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For Albion! makes me think we're getting back the epic boss battles from the first game. Plus, more Chesty ftw.

Now, to decide whether my character is going to gay marry Tanner or Stoic for that achievement...


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post Sep 20 2010, 08:48 PM
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Well, I mean...I did win SML....

And I can't wait to get my hands on chesty!

And the only one achievment I don't like so far is the one where you have to trade other heroes.

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Now, to decide whether my character is going to gay marry Tanner or Stoic for that achievement...

I wish we could have a three way gang bang over Xbox Live.
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