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post Feb 11 2010, 07:44 AM
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I've always been fascinated by mutations in humans. Anyone here have any interesting stories?

As a run down, I was born without wisdom teeth, and an enhanced immune system that makes me far more resistant to various things. My wife, like 90 percent of the world, has oral herpes. I've been with her for like, 5 years, and I know I've been with a lot of other broads. To this day I have never been able to get it, and I've been tested and everything. However, I do get sick about once every 1-2 years, coming up on it soon I think, where I get a nasty respiratory infection. I was born with bronchiolar asthma, but managed to overcome it early in life. However, as I said, every few years I manage to develop a huge illness that leaves me bedridden for a week. During this time I vomit blood and tissue, but it's not so bad, as it's a free pass for the rest of the time. Like, my entire staff and all my friends would get the cold flu, and I'd spend a lot of time around them and barely get a sniffle.

Further, despite how much I drink, I never get a hangover, and I have never been "addicted" - and I've tested this theory and eveything. One night I drank a case of beer, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, and then I lost count. I didn't drink for a month to see what would happen, and nothing. Dunno, just can't seem to do it.

So, any weird stories?


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post Feb 11 2010, 08:38 AM
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Oral herpes is the proper term for cold sores innit? If it is then my wife has never had a cold sore in her life.
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post Feb 11 2010, 08:43 AM
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post Feb 11 2010, 09:03 AM
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I seem to be more resistant to the common cold. I've stood outside in shorts and a t-shirt with freezing rain coming down and haven't gotten sick. Spend plenty of time outside when it's freezing out or getting snowed on and still nothing. Nose will be runny during but clears up after I get inside for a bit. And when other people around me have a cold I don't usually get it. I do get one from time to time but doesn't really last. I'll have a snuffy nose one day, sore throat the next, and then I'm fine (voice still raspy for a day or two from the sore throat).

Nothing special.


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post Feb 11 2010, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 11 2010, 09:03 AM) *
I seem to be more resistant to the common cold. I've stood outside in shorts and a t-shirt with freezing rain coming down and haven't gotten sick. Spend plenty of time outside when it's freezing out or getting snowed on and still nothing. Nose will be runny during but clears up after I get inside for a bit. And when other people around me have a cold I don't usually get it. I do get one from time to time but doesn't really last. I'll have a snuffy nose one day, sore throat the next, and then I'm fine (voice still raspy for a day or two from the sore throat).

Nothing special.


Sorta the same, plus I don't feel the cold. Others will say "ooh it's cold ain't it." and i'll say "yeah" to agree with 'em, but I actually don't feel cold, even if it's really freezing just telling my brain to ignore the signals seems to work most of the time. Not sure how i'd fare on the top of Everest though.


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post Feb 11 2010, 02:33 PM
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post Feb 11 2010, 04:29 PM
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post Feb 11 2010, 05:45 PM
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I only get sick once a year (though I have a stuffy nose almost regularly, and my nose gets really runny when I'm eating). Cold, no matter how bad, doesn't bother me at all, as long as my feet and ears are warm. I could seriously walk around all winter in shorts and a t-shirt, but I'd need a hat. Also, while it's impossible to tell if an injury feels the same way to two different people, it just seems like people are groaning and complaining about minor injuries that wouldn't bother me at all; I'm covered in scars and scratches and I don't even know where most of them came from.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 11 2010, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 11 2010, 09:03 AM) *
I seem to be more resistant to the common cold. I've stood outside in shorts and a t-shirt with freezing rain coming down and haven't gotten sick. Spend plenty of time outside when it's freezing out or getting snowed on and still nothing. Nose will be runny during but clears up after I get inside for a bit. And when other people around me have a cold I don't usually get it. I do get one from time to time but doesn't really last. I'll have a snuffy nose one day, sore throat the next, and then I'm fine (voice still raspy for a day or two from the sore throat).

Nothing special.


Colds = unrelated to temperature.

Colds = more related to people staying indoors during winter and spreading colds at a higher rate


As for mutations, uhh, doublejointed in my arms, Tolerant to extreme temperatures (although probably not born with it but as a result of having scalding hot baths as a child). And if you believe homosexuality to be as corporeal as I know it to be, you can pin that on as well.

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post Feb 11 2010, 05:53 PM
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Yeah, this one guy grew a gay on his back. It's totally a mutation.


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 11 2010, 05:58 PM
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Hell, I grew from the back of Freddie Mercury (post death)


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post Feb 11 2010, 06:02 PM
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I would've pegged his mustache as the point of spawning.


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 11 2010, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 11 2010, 01:02 PM) *
I would've pegged his mustache as the point of THE UNIVERSE spawning.

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post Feb 11 2010, 06:41 PM
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i rarely get sick, unless i am drinking, lol laugh.gif... i have a very strong immune system... when most people around me get sick, i usually never do, even if it's something contagious...

i have a re-occurring cyst problem though, which gives me these lumps underneath the skin, and sometimes these turn into puss balls and pop like big zits... but, i have to have them surgically removed or they keep coming back... so, i got a few scars on my face from that...

i've never broken a bone or sprained anything... and i've taken some pretty nasty falls and been in some serious car accidents... my bone structure must be stronger than normal... i don't really have an explanation for this except for maybe having good luck...

my right ring finger can make a cracking sound whenever i feel like it...

i have better than 20/20 vision... i tend to see things that people i know can't see unless they're closer... but, once i get to 40 years old i know i will lose that ability, dammit... it runs in the family...

that's all i can think of for now...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 11 2010, 06:47 PM
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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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i have some body parts where the skin is easy to get rushes.
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post Feb 12 2010, 03:48 AM
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QUOTE (Spoiler @ Feb 11 2010, 10:37 PM) *
i have some body parts where the skin is easy to get rushes.


did you mean rashes?


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aye, that's what i meant.
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