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online Marney1posted 1742 Days Agoviews 620 Viewscomments 19 Comments
I've enjoyed my extra long Christmas holiday but now it's time to get back to work.

First job to attend; Gas leak!
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online TreeFittyactivity 1742 Days Ago
sounds like a personal problem.
online Psyactivity 1742 Days Ago
I leak gas about 40 times a day
online Marney1activity 1742 Days Ago
It was a local job and turned out to be a cooker fitted by an unregistered wanker who left his details with the customer. Now he can expect an arrest because I've just filled in a RIDDOR form and reported him for it.
Don't D.I.Y with gas people - it's deadly and puts life and property at risk and carries a jail sentence. Can't wait to stand up in court against this prick.
online Psyactivity 1741 Days Ago
(marney1)
Can't wait [for my] prick to stand up in court because of this.
online Massacreactivity 1741 Days Ago
You should've shown up to fix the gas leak smoking a cigarette.
online Marney1activity 1741 Days Ago
Fuck that I won't even call the customers phone in case it triggers an explosion, I even have to wear non-static trousers just to be on the safe side. It's been known for an engineer to ring the bell only to blow the house up.
online Ex-PS Fanboyactivity 1741 Days Ago
That cell phone thing is a bunch of bullshit. Cellphone signal = Chemical Combustion?
online Marney1activity 1741 Days Ago
It's a safety precaution as it involves activating electrical current.
online ThomasHactivity 1741 Days Ago
Psy needs me to post a comment on this blog.
online Psyactivity 1741 Days Ago
Why not just go around blowing up people's houses anyway? Would be a right laugh.
online Marney1activity 1741 Days Ago
When you hear about a gas explosion on the news it's always a relief when the location turns out to be somewhere you've never worked.

@Psy, I have blown peoples houses up but not while I've been a plumber. tongue.gif
online Psyactivity 1741 Days Ago
I've blown people's houses up and I'm a web developer... ph34r.gif
online Marney1activity 1741 Days Ago
Did you fit that cooker?
online Massacreactivity 1741 Days Ago
I've blown people's houses up and I'm... Oh, wait, I'm an arsonist.
online Psyactivity 1741 Days Ago
(marney1)
Did you fit that cooker?

Nah, I'm just really bad at programming XD.png
online TreeFittyactivity 1741 Days Ago
had a house explode due to a gas leak a few years back. lady got blown across the street without major injuries. lucky bitch.
online Marney1activity 1741 Days Ago
Was her fur burger singed?
online Massacreactivity 1740 Days Ago
I hope so. I like my burgers well-done. Probably explains my attraction to black girls...
online Marney1activity 1740 Days Ago
Grilled/slightly burnt.
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