Yo Mama so stupid she threw a stone at the floor and missed!
Yo Mama so ugly ya Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye...
Yo Mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!
Yo Mama so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectant...
Yo Mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'!
Yo Mama has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat!
Yo Mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"