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Blog #2: The Monkey Endeavor

online TheAnalogKid2112posted 3174 Days Agoviews 565 Viewscomments 3 Comments
Today sucked. I got a new job, but I have to get drug tested every month for the first year. Outrageous, right? Well FUCK! I smoke weed every damn day! Whatever, though. I'm not gonna trip. I'll find some way to smoke and get clean fast before each drug test. Fuuuuuck. No way I'm going without pot. I'm gonna become a real dick if I don't have it to mellow me out once in a while. I was a real angry person before I started smoking, and it just made me so much happier.
Well I have so much on my mind, and an inability to get all of my thoughts out, so until next time, this is the big man! The voice! The voice of the people!
online Ex-PS Fanboyactivity 3174 Days Ago
OMG! That fucking sucks. You should get one of those fake penises with the urine sacks attatched. Either that, or tell them to go fuck themselves.
online bOnEsactivity 3174 Days Ago
every month for a year? i probably would of passed on that job unless the pay was well worth the trouble... i'd quit smoking for 50K/year...
online TheAnalogKid2112activity 3173 Days Ago
Decided to tell 'em to shove it. Check my latest blog for a more in-depth explanation.
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